Glamsim

[Tchannie]

Yesh, well, er.

I know!! I'm not a bitch, it just makes you THINK...




In all honesty, I'm not at all a bitch (not really). I have no idea why gramps put that there. Because I call him grandpa? Because Tchan means dog? I dunno, but I like it. It's funny! ^^

[Duckie]

I'm the nice one though.

The hell you are. They see you coming and cower in the corner. I'm the nice one.

[RedLove]

Nuh-uh! I'm like Fluffy over there< I look nice and friendly but I'm really nice and extra friendly

[Duckie]

Fluffy looks like he would chew his way out of a metal box and beg for more.

[RedLove]

Fluffy is soooo cute =| You wouldn't even know she can eat your leg off in one bite.

[Duckie]

ROFL! With or without ketchup?

[RedLove]

Without. Fluffy hates tommy's toes =| (don't ask please)

[Paden]

You... you you you, you motherfuckers, you! I laughed so damn hard while catching up with this thread that I 1. snorted Mt. Dew out of my nose, which is of course, Dew abuse, and 2. damn near wet myself laughing at this thread, which would be laundry abuse, and 3. woke the cat up from a sound sleep, which is cat abuse! You motherfucking, goatsucking, lowborn cocksockets! Ok, I feel better now. That was rather refreshing... But, I do kinda feel sorry for Onika, her grasp of the language isn't the best, ya know? Then again, I feel sorry for anyone with this band of cutthroats! And RedLove, good to see you back, I've missed your wit and your avi! I wanna get a tiny puppy like that, they grow up to be adorable dogs who will bite a guy's balls if he tries to attack you, it happened to first ex-husband number one. Houdini was awesome...

[RedLove]

1. Burns like fire doesn't it?
2. It's ok if you wet yourself just don't tell anyone and it'll all be fine!
3. Cats.  :x So we meet again. My cats hate me. Apparently they don't like cheese.

My chihuahua doesn't bite balls unless they squeak. My pomeranian is too lazy to even move. My little dogs have some mental issues. They're seeing one of those doggy shrinks (I'm dead ass serious). She's weird though. She talks to my dogs like one day they are going to say "Quite right doctor. I think I'm all better now. Nice couple of weeks we've had together."  :shock:

[leilatigress]

LOL no, teaching is not in my nature I tend to be very mean and make lots of use of a ruler on knuckles. (Hey it worked for me!)  That video needs to be stickied at the top of every forum!