Email from Wood for Sims

[calalily]

Table stretching must be destroyed!! I am the poster that must not be named.

And I take a bow - thou art welcome fair ladies.  

ETA: Poster that must not be named FTW!!! I have acquired next page status!

[keirra]

Lol!  I knew we'd get here eventually.  Calalily FTW!

[Garnet]

Years ago I stupidly had joined up to WFS briefly and ever since then I get stupid emails from her from time to time. Anyway Nofrena's greed obviously knows no bounds, as she's using her wedding to try to draw in more customers  ...

I received this email this morning:

on august 4th I will marry, I told it in my last newsletter. Therefore I
have a special offer for my friends: on this one day you can buy the whole
stuff for a funny low price:
the complete downloads for Sims1 for just 15 Euro (instead of 20 Euro!!!)
the complete downloads for Sims2 for just 15 Euro (instead of 39 Euro!!!)
the complete stuff on DVD/CDs for Sims1 AND Sims2 for just 15 Euro
inclusive shipping (instead of up to 35 Euro!!!)

Here you find the wedding offer (ONLY ON AUGUST 4th!):
WfS CDs/DVDs:
Wood2Shop:
Wood1Shop:

Enjoy!

[Paden]

The only thing funny about that low price is that she expects people to pay for her stuff at all...

[cookiepirate]

The sad thing is, a lot of people WILL pay for it.   In my Sims 1 Subscription Paysites Are The Greatest days, I would have jumped on the deal.  TSR, WFS, WDS, SimFreaks, KillerSims, SimHost, PickleSims...."Hello, my name is Sheeple, and I WAS a Subscription Whore" . 

edited for an incomplete sentence and/or thought and/or idea....hell, I skipped a couple of necessary words and misspelled some, shoot me

[Alexia]

So this time she wants the sheeple to finance her wedding day?! Smooth real smooth....

[TapThatBooty]

god no, the sheeple have already financed her wedding, shes holding it at the local bus shelter. its her honeymoon their financing, the ticket to TSRs headquarters to meet thoma$$.

[Panthpirate]

god no, the sheeple have already financed her wedding, shes holding it at the local bus shelter. its her honeymoon their financing, the ticket to TSRs headquarters to meet thoma$$.

I was gonna say "Necromancy! SHUN!" but then I saw your name and got into a fit of lulz. 

[TapThatBooty]

god no, the sheeple have already financed her wedding, shes holding it at the local bus shelter. its her honeymoon their financing, the ticket to TSRs headquarters to meet thoma$$.

I was gonna say "Necromancy! SHUN!" but then I saw your name and got into a fit of lulz. 

i was listening to that destinys child song bootylicious when i thought of that name, and found it quite fitting.

what is necromancy? thats twice ive seen this today, first something on youtube, i never watched the video, i was Arr-ing so that was hoggin my bandwidth, and now now.

EDIT: googled it, contacting the dead aye?

[keirra]

You haven't read the FAQ. You should do that before you post again.

[TapThatBooty]

You haven't read the FAQ. You should do that before you post again.

im assuming your talking to me? lol
i did read the FAQ, what did i do wrong?

[missangelica]

You haven't read the FAQ. You should do that before you post again.

im assuming your talking to me? lol
i did read the FAQ, what did i do wrong?

If you did read all of it, you would know what necromancy means.

[TapThatBooty]

ok i appologise, the thread was pretty much near the top so i assumed it was a still active thread, my bad.

*sheepishly passes out rum* 


EDIT: no it wasnt, my minds not working today, insomias been a real bitch lately, add that to growing pains, and thats a very mindless pete lol.
sorry folks