We Get Letters - A Cautionary Tale

[MizzKitty]

But... what's the reason for its fugliness? To be honest I have never seen a pretty penis in my life! Perhaps that's why some people do it in the dark...  :lol:

[Gwendolyne]

This thread is killin' me...I don't know what I thought would result when I posted that PM Gwendolyne showed me, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't this! Too funny.

I did not know what I expected when I showed you that pm. I only thought you'd like to have something that is different from the usual "Can you updates Chazdesigns Britney asap?" .
Well, what you got is a thread that is somehow, ehm different  :shock:
And, yes I looove this thread  

Could I please have more pms like that?

[calalily]

NOTHING CAN DEFEAT THE PENIS!!

Tee hee hee. Some people think of the funniest things. ^^

Ha - now scream it at the top of your voice!

I just can't stop looking at Hecubus's penis. It's so......curvy. I think I wish mine did that but I'm not sure. :?

Just get yourself some syphilis - that makes your dick curvy like that. :shock:

[Modo]

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,
*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

- Well someone had to say it, 90% chance you won't get it it's just a internet meme.

Oh and I forget, because I am a guy on the internet, my penis is 12 inches long.

[Bigtruckgirl]

Could I please have more pms like that?

Shall I send you a PM asking if I can see your boobies (since you don't have a penis)? AND if you don't mind that I can not properly form sentences in German, I can even do it in German. :lol:

[pepelutivursky]

Ah, big asses.  I have been both blessed and cursed with one of my own.
Mostly cursed.  It's annoyingly hard to find jeans when your hips and rump are about twice your waist.  Then you get that little 'gap' in the back, right near the small of your back, because the waist is bigger than your waist but has to be to accommodate your rear.
Might as well put your panties on display.

[Zazazu]

But... what's the reason for its fugliness? To be honest I have never seen a pretty penis in my life! Perhaps that's why some people do it in the dark...  :lol:

One of my exes had this beautiful, clean one with almost no hair. Perfectly smooth even when happy. It was freaking awesome. He was a needy twit, though.

[Tchannie]

:shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:


This thread scares me. :?  :?  :?



But of course, as I also have a male personality on the internet (I'm not joking. I'm actually pretty good at playing a gay male emo, I promise you!) my penis is far too long to mention. Much longer than it should be, by at least 10 inches...



It's alright, Jake's a gay homophobic womaniser (that always amuses me); he'll get no use out of it and so therefore won't hurt any unsuspecting girls.



This thread reminds me of hoochymail.com's stories inolving mucho euphemisms. Guys, have you ever heard your penis be called a "lieutenant", a "hoedown", a "ne'er do well", a "louver", a "real estate", a "swan", an "urchin", an "ice cube", a "metronome", a "saucepan", a "hazelnut", a "neighbourhood", an "orangutan", an "eclipse", a "dormitory", a "clamshell", a "wordsmith", a "guitar"...okay, I'm gonna shut up now, but some of those euphemisms are fucking hilarious!

[HideTheRum]

Hecubus, I might need some of that badonkadonk you're willing to get rid of  Also, and since we're on the subject, any boobies to spare? Anyone? :lol:

For the record, I don't like shaved guys, mostly because unless they are PERFECTLY accurate about it - a talent appearently only gay guys truly possess without necessarily being self-absorbed egomaniacs all the time - do you have any idea of what happens when the hairs start to grow back? :shock: :?

[Lorelei]

love and waffles,
*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

- Well someone had to say it, 90% chance you won't get it it's just a internet meme.

I got it, but couldn't figure ut what it had to do with penii.

Some of us also read ED and the Goonboards, y'know.

[vermillionclouds]

For the record, I don't like shaved guys, mostly because unless they are PERFECTLY accurate about it - a talent appearently only gay guys truly possess without necessarily being self-absorbed egomaniacs all the time - do you have any idea of what happens when the hairs start to grow back? :shock: :?

I think it all really just depends on the razor or how his hair is to begin with. Boyfriend doesn't seem to have problems, but then again he might not want to tell me...

Ah, big asses. I have been both blessed and cursed with one of my own.
Mostly cursed. It's annoyingly hard to find jeans when your hips and rump are about twice your waist. Then you get that little 'gap' in the back, right near the small of your back, because the waist is bigger than your waist but has to be to accommodate your rear.
Might as well put your panties on display.

YES! Effin' hell! If I don't wear a belt I get that. Not that the belt helps as much as it should because the pants STILL slide down and I have to pull them up anyway but it's waaaaaay better than if I wasn't wearing one.


I will totally donate some of the 'junk' in my 'trunk'. Then maybe I won't have to wear my 'fat pants' anymore and can go back to wearing that pair of jeans that I miss.

[Zazazu]

Hecubus, I might need some of that badonkadonk you're willing to get rid of  Also, and since we're on the subject, any boobies to spare? Anyone? :lol:

I hearby offer half of mine. Please take half of each, not one, because just having one of my size would probably make me topple over. Instant C's for you!

[Pucci]

We're sharing boobies now? I'd like the request just enough to get to a full C, if anyone has got some to spare. This "nearly C" crap is annoying. It's like my boobs couldn't make up their minds between B and C, so they stopped between the two. Arrrg.

[Broomhilda]

I'm 27 and it seems like mine won't stop growing. I gain 5 pounds and I'm coming out of a 34d. I also notice my back aching sometimes. I had a C until I took birth control for a couple years. I would seriously consider a reduction if it didn't look so damn painful. Fake boobs must be lighter, because people with fake ones never complain about their back hurting. Why anyone would want a D cup is a mystery to me. The stupid things are just in the way at this point. If I could deflate my boobs and transfer it around back I would be happy. :lol:

[Pescado]

You could just lop them off and learn to shoot arrows.