kathy
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Yeah we have heard it all before. Every guy on the internet has some monsterous cock. Reality it's 3 inches hard and on the net it's 15 inches. :roll:
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missangelica
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Now even more ridiculous! (the bouffant edition)
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I'd like, for once, have a guy say, "Yeah, I have a small dick but I know how to work it!" Big pennor doesn't mean you have any sexual skill.
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defiantly- marked by defiance; boldly resisting.
definitely- decidedly: without question and beyond doubt
The difference. You can has. Learn it. Love it.
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kathy
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Or a guy with a small dick who doesn't try to jackhammer you to overcompensate the fact that he comes up a little short.
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Frank
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Honestly, mine is about 9 at max, and 6-7 limp.....no shit....
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kathy
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So 9ins on the internet = 1 1/2 in? Seriously dude we don't give a fuck.
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Captain Feathersword
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You'd probably get more respect around here if you admitted to less than 4 inches or being a eunuch, much more likely to be true. If you really do have a big dick you need to develop your superiority complex and keep it to yourself. Believe me, no one else on the planet cares if you haven't even got one.
Only people who sleep with you care about the size of your schlong and having a wife pretty much kills your ability to find anyone new to share it with. This is a good thing, embrace it.
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ell, defile me with a barnacled fork! - Cuss-o-matic for all your epithet needs. Join my imaginary cult. The consequences of refusal are worse than you imagine. |
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poopdeckswabber
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Here! Here! I get so sick of that. It's not the size, but the skill of the owner. I already have to hear about my mom's boy toy's endowment, I don't want to hear anymore!
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liases: Cadesmama2 and Angelicvictory and Littletimmysmom
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CaptainHemloch
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You know what's better? Boobies. Yes they are.
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Frank
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Look, I just find it ironic, after all I've been thru, this, as I joke, is how God & fate makes things up to me. Second,um, why would I feel the need to lie? Me and the wife are happy, I'm never going to meet any ladies from this forum in person, so again, why lie. I just find the whole shit funny. Twenty-five operations by age 30, 2 car wrecks, motorcycle wreck, several suicide attempts as a teen, so I'm rewarded by still being here, having a level head, and being "endowed" compared to my height and weight. To me, all that is funny as fuck..........cosmic joke....
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Ash Redfern
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You know what's better? Boobies. Yes they are. Yea, going to have to agree with that one. This forum just keeps entertaining.  |
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Frank
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I like my wife's boobs alot.......DD's........
Thanks...........for the mammaries.......
So nice and plump, and soft and round.......
Thanks......for the mammaries.......
(Sung to Bob Hope's theme "Thanks for the memories")
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CaptainHemloch
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I don't know what I'd be doing without those. ( But they're kind of annoying when it's cold outside. )
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missangelica
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BionixWV: You're married. No one wants to hear about your ding dong.
Boobies > Penis of Doom
Reason? You can dress up your breasts to look better! Who wears outfits that accentuate their ball accessories?? :lol:
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defiantly- marked by defiance; boldly resisting.
definitely- decidedly: without question and beyond doubt
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lemmiwinks
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Guess it's God's way of making up for my having a bi-lateral cleft lip (harelip) and cleft palate...
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Don't forget to use the "Thanks" button!
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Bigtruckgirl
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Guess it's God's way of making up for my having a bi-lateral cleft lip (harelip) and cleft palate...
I was born with a perfect lip and palate... Guess what God did to me to make up for it? :cry: You have a small penis? :oops: |
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