If Pescado ever actually procreated...

[Lilyroseisapirate]

lol, hecubus. i bet eileen wurnos is the only woman that could handle pescado, to bad she liked that chick in the movie.... i dont know how you found this but this was freaking hilarious!

[MizzKitty]

Whoa! Prime entertainment! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Don't look at me! *shifty eyes* I have the (dis)advantage of being cute and cuddly, SO not Pescado's type. Also, my exes still live too... If you can call an emasculated form of being for living.  

[Yaardarm Monkey]

Ok, now we need to start a "Pescado vasectomy" fund drive here as well,lol.

if you search in YouTube under "vasectomy"
you can find some really leg-crossing horrific flicks

 :shock:

[Surelyfunke]

I've offered my uterus countless times...

Yes, but you're not my type. You are too Surelyfunke. You can't kill a man in 30 different ways with only your thumbs. You haven't ever killed a man at all. In fact, those pesky exes of yours are still alive. You should have killed and eaten them.

*cries herself to sleep*

[Pescado]

And there you go with that SLEEPING thing again. Sleep is for wussies!

[callmeird]

Ah Pescado. He brightens all of our days. ^^

[Shadow]

I’m sure he’d rather darken them, seeing how he hisses at sunlight.

[Paden]

Thanks for scaring the shit out of me with that thought... And I didn't kill and eat my exes, I just made it so they can't have sex without great pain. Sledge hammers are a wonderful accessory for a woman to keep. Love is a mental condition caused by eating too many dill pickles and jalepeno peppers on a bed of cream cheese and wasabi paste spread upon dark rye bread with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum as a beverage. That can also cause the disturbing condition which counts as sleep in some people's lexicon. Sleep is that horrid lapse which the body can sometimes experience when not enough stimulant is applied to it. Things such as coffee, tea and Mt. Dew tend to keep us from inspecting the insides of our eyelids but there does come a time when the body just can't take the abuse and has to rest for a few hours at least. But, if Pescado is the creature of the night that it's been suggested that he is, he doesn't sleep. He goes into torpor, which is a bit different. Ask any Malkavian, they may explain it, if you can get past the madness to get an answer to your question....

[alia]

I always thought Pescado was too coherent to be a Malkavian. I'd say he is a Brujah.

[Pescado]

You obviously missed my lecture on Juffo-Wup, then.

[lemmiwinks]

Oui, oui! Ho ho! Ho ho!

[BootStrapBill]

I always thought Pescado was too coherent to be a Malkavian. I'd say he is a Brujah. :)

He's too smart for a Brujah.  Based on his self-description, I vote Nosferatu.  XD

[Paden]

I always thought Pescado was too coherent to be a Malkavian. I'd say he is a Brujah.

He's too smart for a Brujah.  Based on his self-description, I vote Nosferatu.  XD

For damn sure not a Toreodor! And I dunno, the rest of the Malkavians say they know but when asked, they just start singing, "Its a Small World After All", its on the mental network, you know.... Gah! Can't shut it out! Must.. Not... FRENZY!!!!!

[SoggyFox]

Excuse me?  Who says a brujah can't be smart?  They are rebels, not paysite owners.

And that was funny.

[missangelica]

I had to look up what the heck you guys were talking about.  *shakes fist of wiki rage on at ya*