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[Paden]

You can't haz mah cheezy poofs, nevar!!

[calalily]

My father always said he didn't want to go to Heaven, because there are no holes in the kegs or the women there.

[Immortelle]

Personally, I'd prefer chocolate and a mojito   (bugger the cheezy poofs.  We don't get them down under)

[Scurvy Cat]

I always thought heaven sounded annoying.  I mean I can't take most of my relatives for more than about 2 hours, and some of them not even that long Why on earth would I want to spend eternity with them?  My Mom and I would be at each other's throats in an hour, which would ruin the entire ambience of the place.  (And a good thing, too.)

[Immortelle]

Personally, I don't even believe there is a heaven and hell.   An afterworld, I'm not so sure.  But a concept as simplistic as Heaven and Hell strikes me as being at odds with the way everything else in life runs.

[Anouk]

Maybe in heaven you all get smushed together into one single being. That's why there's no male and female. Ohhh creepy.

[calalily]

Maybe in heaven you all get smushed together into one single being. That's why there's no male and female. Ohhh creepy.

I'll be next to you Nouk, making this face:

[SoggyFox]

You guys can keep your heaven and hell, I'm going to the Summer Country, which while warm, is bound to be cooler than either.

And bound to have more rollicking parties, with plenty of whiskey, and likely some rum too.

[Paden]

I guess I'll just take what comes when I shuffle off of this mortal coil and hope there's no fucking snakes. I hate snakes. Why does it always have to be snakes!? Yes, I am drinking a cup of coffee... And I'm outta cheezy poofs cause someone stoled them, damn you Pescado! I know you did it because you're to blame for everything that goes wrong! I want my cheezy poofs!

*This manic moment was brought to you by the Arabica Coffee Bean Association and in no way reflects upon the person's normal level of insanity, now back to your regular thread, already in progress. This has been a public service announcement*

[Pescado]

I always thought heaven sounded annoying.  I mean I can't take most of my relatives for more than about 2 hours, and some of them not even that long Why on earth would I want to spend eternity with them?  My Mom and I would be at each other's throats in an hour, which would ruin the entire ambience of the place.  (And a good thing, too.)

Here's a thought: What if Heaven and Hell are actually the same place, and whether it is heaven or hell simply a matter of interpretation?

[Anouk]

I always thought heaven sounded annoying.  I mean I can't take most of my relatives for more than about 2 hours, and some of them not even that long Why on earth would I want to spend eternity with them?  My Mom and I would be at each other's throats in an hour, which would ruin the entire ambience of the place.  (And a good thing, too.)

Here's a thought: What if Heaven and Hell are actually the same place, and whether it is heaven or hell simply a matter of interpretation?

You'll like it, there's pink ponies.

[SoggyFox]

I always thought heaven sounded annoying.  I mean I can't take most of my relatives for more than about 2 hours, and some of them not even that long Why on earth would I want to spend eternity with them?  My Mom and I would be at each other's throats in an hour, which would ruin the entire ambience of the place.  (And a good thing, too.)

Here's a thought: What if Heaven and Hell are actually the same place, and whether it is heaven or hell simply a matter of interpretation?

You'll like it, there's pink ponies.

And I've heard they taste a lot like roast pork.

In all seriousness, I figure the afterlife is like going home after finishing a school term.  That's when we remember everything, and have a chance to run around, goof off and have fun, as well as deciding what to sign up for next term.

[Paden]

I was never home during the summers when I was a kid... I was always shipped off to siblings so Dad could spend the summer, the WHOLE damn summer, doing the drill Sgt. thing in different states. He only did it during the summers, the rest of the year he taught school.

I HATED being shipped off, mainly because the siblings I was shipped to had a Bible shoved three quarters the way up their colon or most the way down their throats. Pentecostals, gotta love them. Like hell ya do, not when they're waking you up at four in the fucking morning screaming that they are feeling the Spirit and it moved them to wake you up and share. I stopped that when I rolled over and said, "You know, the spirit would leave you the fuck ALONE if you left the cap on top of the Jack Daniels. Now lemme alone, I'm going back to sleep." I was all of literal twelve. Sarcasm is a family trait, it seems.

[buchyboo]

LOL! 
and yes...thank you!

[redgoth]

Thank You for this GREAT Site

Hell has all the hot women in there, so its heaven to me in hell