OFFICIAL THANK YOU THREAD

[Paden]

You are such a stupid little bitch. You were told at the beginning of your junket of stupidity that you were pissing people off and you couldn't be bothered to read the damn FAQ to find out WHY we were getting pissed?? Jesus H. Christ, who in the fucking hell do you think you are?! Some spaychul snowflake that's allowed to do just what she wants cause she's spaychul? I don't think so. In case it's escaped your notice, honey, snowflakes melt when the heat touches them, and yeah the heat is on. What does that tell you?

Also, you have royal entitlement issues. You don't come onto a board like this and start to shit like a troll with the Hershey squirts and expect to get away with it. Oh, fuck no. You read the rules, you follow the rules, and you don't act like you have a sunbeam shining out of your ass. And what happened to your hippity-hoppity New Age love and kisses for all and blessed be attitude? I know where it went, the same place it goes for every New Ager that doesn't have shit all go their way! Right into the shitter where it belongs! I know Wiccans and pagans that keep such greetings for those that they know are of like mind and belief because for them it's a personal thing! The only thing personal with you is your damn body odor!

You, madame, are a twat with the sense that the Good gave a spider on crack cocaine. Threatening to withhold money that could pay for Booty files because we speak our opinions? Why not threaten to just cancel our birthdays or take away our right to pay taxes, it's gonna have about the same effect: We're all gonna laugh at you! Just like Adam Sandler puts it, we're all gonna laugh at you! And point! Yeah, that's right, douche bag, we're gonna point and laugh at you and think that you didn't grow up with much sense beyond that which makes a rat come in out of the rain, and maybe not even THAT much!!

[autumnrose]

Late to the party, but...

Yeah I saw that really nice post you three. Why are you being such fucking assholes, calling me names just because i said something or oooh touched a dead thread that I didn't know. Why do you move the dead threads in to a diferent section, it would be easier for newbies like me.

Keep treating me this way, so there's no fucking way I'm gonna spend fucking money on paysites for the the booty.

Take the fucking ego trips later

Read the FAQ, LURK MOAR, and quit being so goddamned butthurt.

I happen to like this community just the way it is, so quit acting like we need to change a fucking thing for a speshul snowflayke like yourself.

ETA: Why the fuck would we care if you refuse to donate to the booty? I'm sure the anonymous donating pirates have that taken care of. Besides, someone that explicitly states their intent to donate to the booty (where there are paysite spies!) is a special kind of stupid.

[Darqstar]

Yeah I saw that really nice post you three. Why are you being such fucking assholes, calling me names just because i said something or oooh touched a dead thread that I didn't know. Why do you move the dead threads in to a diferent section, it would be easier for newbies like me.

Keep treating me this way, so there's no fucking way I'm gonna spend fucking money on paysites for the the booty.

Take the fucking ego trips later

Aww, poor baby. 

We're being fucking assholes as you put it, because we have to keep dealing with twits like you. 


And why should we make it easier for you or any other newbie?  No one held a gun to your head and forced you to come here, you did that of your own free will.  You barged in, claiming you wanted to fit in, but what you really wanted was for us to coo over you, and tell you how awesome and special you are.  Well, guess what? This forum wasn't set up to cater to you, little snowflake.  Welcome to the real world.  You go barging into new places and start babbling without knowing the rules and you get hurt. 

If you had really wanted to fit in, you would have lurked moar.  A lot more.   A whole lot more.  You would have found the FAQ, read it, and taken it to heart.  You would not have been trying to answer to every single thread you could find chirping happily and telling us all "Blessed Be."   Yes, I know, you're all happy about your religious beliefs and I'm very happy for you, however, there is a time and a place for everything.  I am a Christian myself, but I don't end every post I make with, "And may the power of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ, be and abide with you all, now and forever, amen."  Or even "God bless you all."     Because that would be inappropriate.  If I want to have God bless people, I will go to a Christian forum. 

So, why don't you quit your little temper tantrum, take the twist out of your knickers, and grow up.  One good thing about this forum is that if you decide to grow up and start acting more like a human being than a special little snowflake, you'll be forgiven.  If you want to continue the temper tantrum, then  I advise you to get out.  Not that it isn't funny as hell to watch you stamp your special little feet, but I would imagine you'll grow tired of being the butt of our jokes after awhile.

[Immortelle]

Decyphyra, we is pirates on this site.  We're mean to those act foolishly.  Some could say cruel.  Apologise and behave yourself, and chances are we will change our tone.  As long as you continue to post intelligently.  Until then, as long as you carry on the way you are right now, we will hurl abuse at you.

[Paden]

Can we add some cinder blocks and rotten veggies in with abuse, Meanie??

[Immortelle]

Oh fuck yeah  .  Some nice eggs too.  Good and shtinky.

[Decyphera]

ok,

here's the deal ok, I was pissed off my mom beacuse she was yelling and being bitch at me for the last two weeks, and I took it out on you guys, so i will say sorry and not act like a "twat".

meanie: heheh thanks for the laugh it was a good one, so watch out for me when i eat eggs, lol

Ok back to complete honesty, yes i have poor grammer and yes I want to help the booty grow and grow. The booty is like the cookie monster hehe which i don't mind.

well good day to everyone, including the folks who dislike me.

[Paden]

I never said that I disliked YOU, I just disliked your ACTIONS. Big difference. Have some rum.

[keirra]

ok,

here's the deal ok, I was pissed off my mom beacuse she was yelling and being bitch at me for the last two weeks, and I took it out on you guys, so i will say sorry and not act like a "twat".

meanie: heheh thanks for the laugh it was a good one, so watch out for me when i eat eggs, lol

Ok back to complete honesty, yes i have poor grammer and yes I want to help the booty grow and grow. The booty is like the cookie monster hehe which i don't mind.

well good day to everyone, including the folks who dislike me.

I can look past bad spelling, but, you do need to use capital letters and periods.

Like Paden, it's not you personally that I dislike, just the behavior.

[Decyphera]

ok sounds good to me and i think i am gonna go the bar and get totally smashed. Yeah don't worry I won't be posting here while i'm toasted n' roasted in rum.

passes the rum around.... time to get drunk, come on all it's party time.

[FilthyPriest]

ok sounds good to me and i think i am gonna go the bar and get totally smashed. Yeah don't worry I won't be posting here while i'm toasted n' roasted in rum.

passes the rum around.... time to get drunk, come on all it's party time.

Grabs rum and runs for the hills.

[dusdeedawn]

Wait for me, FP! Waaaaaaiiiiit! I need a vacation, too, you know!

[FilthyPriest]

Wait for me, FP! Waaaaaaiiiiit! I need a vacation, too, you know!

Ow Crap...Didn't mean to leave you dusdee  , Here, have a keg or two.

[keirra]

ok sounds good to me and i think i am gonna go the bar and get totally smashed. Yeah don't worry I won't be posting here while i'm toasted n' roasted in rum.

passes the rum around.... time to get drunk, come on all it's party time.

Please to be using your shift key.  

[FilthyPriest]

Please, be sure to use your shift key.  

Corrected...... Only to make sure your message is received and understood by Decyphera! Other wise I don't give a crap about grammar.