Why does fun things have to turn nasty?

[Nina]

Nina, it looks like this troll followed you home, so do you know what it means? Yes - it is yours responsibility now to feed it and change its litterbox. I hope that teaches you, kid, that no matter how cute and fluffy trolls can be, they're not just about petting and cuddling, they need lots and lots of care.

And I v. much hope it doesn't have fleas.

Aww I know... it followed me from DMA Sims... which means it also might have rabies.

[alia]

And I would like to have fun but English is obviously not Samantha's first language, and is thus a bit confused, and that's probably why she can't grasp what the EULA means.....poor thing, I pity her.

Damn I want one who bites!!!!!  Bring it on! LOL  Threatening with the FBI is just cute and naive  :roll:

I thought she was American, since she threatened us with FBI. I'm European and I'd never threaten to call the FBI, since it would never cross my mind. Like Nina stated, we have no FBI here.

Oo, and extra brownie points for Sammy for finding a picture of an actual Finnish police vehicle, but I don't find that picture threatening at all. It is actually quite picturesque, IMHO.

[Nina]

And I would like to have fun but English is obviously not Samantha's first language, and is thus a bit confused, and that's probably why she can't grasp what the EULA means.....poor thing, I pity her.

Damn I want one who bites!!!!!  Bring it on! LOL  Threatening with the FBI is just cute and naive  :roll:

I thought she was American, since she threatened us with FBI. I'm European and I'd never threaten to call the FBI, since it would never cross my mind. Like Nina stated, we have no FBI here.

Oo, and extra brownie points for Sammy for finding a picture of an actual Finnish police vehicle, but I don't find that picture threatening at all. It is actually quite picturesque, IMHO.

I've threatned to call the Russian mafia once.  

Now that's scary.

[dorquemada]

Grah, it's because of you restless botherers our trolls quit so fast - they're chased away by your constant attention!  :evil: They come here stressed already, strange environment, funny smells and all that, and then everyone rushes in to cuddle the thing instead of letting them lurk quietly under the bridge for some time, no wonder they freak out and leave.

As for sexy pirates, I can't see what's wrong with those that Sammy-troll posted. Very doable bunch of men...well, would be if they had one more dimension.

[alia]

From DMA Sims forum:

I have thought of a good idea, next time Danny releases a new set. All of the VIP members go to the pirate site to download. That way we will save a lot of congestion on the site. If it works Danny will be able to cut back on his service provider.

They are so naiive I almost feel guilty for making fun of them or poking them with sticks. Now, if they really give their subscribers a link to the booty, why would anyone renew their subsciption?

And Russian Mafia is scary.

[OneEyedWillie]

I think it was Sam's inability to quote correctly that got me confused on the English part.  And it could always happen that it's a foreigner living in the US, but usually they don't give a rat's ass about EULA...

[Nina]

I'm so amused right now I have to leave to the wealthfare office.

...I wonder if they'd give more money now when I have a troll to be fed?

(I can't believe I just told that. Oh well. I love you guys.)

[fourohfourerror]

Is anyone else having a problem with DMA's site?  I can't get to the forum, and when I go to the main page, I get a bunch of errors.

[Samantha]

...Spain vacation.

Seychelles is my favorite location...

[alia]

Yay! She's back!

Did you call the police?

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404error, I get a critical error when I try to enter the forum and the main page looks wonky for me, too.

[Bigtruckgirl]

Is it just me or does the word "donation" not rub you wrong? Maybe it is different where I live, but usually the word "donation" is used in conjunction with a charitable organization such as St. Jude's Children's Hospital or the Paralyzed Veterans Association or the Public Radio Network, certainly not from someone wanting to make a buck and it not go to a "worthy" cause (unless you count the hundreds of scam organizations who are looking for "charitable donations" in order to just... well... scam you out of money. LOL).

I specifically mention these 3 because in each case I get my "gift" first, before I even make a donation to them. I got a really nice coffee mug from UNC Public Radio and I gladly gave them a donation. Same with St. Jude and PVA. I get lovely address labels (although a little cheaply made, much like the crap that paysites try to "pass off" as "pay quality items, "whatever the fuck that means) and again I gladly donate. These donations are also tax deductible.


So, I'd like to ask Samantha if she returns where is my "pre-donation" gift and my receipt for tax purposes. After all it is a "donation."

[Samantha]

Did you call the police?

Nope. But my attorney probably will...

[Samantha]

where is my "pre-donation" gift and my receipt for tax purposes. After all it is a "donation."

There is no pre-donation gift, but you'll get post-donation gift, and if you make donation, you'll have your receipt.

[Tramen]

Did you call the police?

Nope. But my attorney probably will...

Oooo, so scared!

[Samantha]

Is anyone else having a problem with DMA's site?

Really...? No kidding...?   :twisted: