"U ALL SUXX0RZ HWO DRE U STEAL"
I am offended by your theft of certain objects.
"THEEEEEEEIIIIVEEESSSS!!!!111ONEONE1EONE"
I really disagree.
"NOE ME'N GREEN GOBLIN WILL TEAM UP WIF DEH LIZZARDZ AND DEH VULTUREZZ (WHO R ALL UBERKEWL) AN' STEALSZ ALLZ YO SHIT BACK AN CRAZH YA SERVER!!!"
Green Goblin and I will team up with Lizard and Vulture, whom are quite the fellows in my book, and steal back what is not yours.
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Clearly this is Lyric because of the way "thieves" is spelt. Or a nice fellow that agrees with us but has the same sense of humour as me.