Carla Niven must be destroyed!

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When drunk, I sing Weezer songs to the homeless and they give ME money to stop, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

Last Sunday, when leaving for work, I left wearing my slippers and didn't realise till a toddler began giggling at my Yoshi feet, but at least I am not wearing Carla Niven!

When drinking absynthe with a friend, I grabbed the salt jar instead and almost poisoned myself, BUT at least I wasn't wearing Carla Niven!

[Pooki]

I am another MP fan and I love that pic it is so stolen Dr. House.   I haven't gotten to watch Monty Python in awhile but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

[Kragey]

I just had to retrieve my ferret from the toilet, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

I really did. And I'm really not. Life is still worth living.

Srsly?
How on earth did it land in the toilet? lmao
Got one!
I live in a damp cardboard box with rats, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

You'd be amazed at the places a rodent can end up.

And by the way, rats are lovely pets. :: points to avatar :: ^_~

[Vod Kaknockers]

Rats are lovely pets indeed.  And mine is April Fresh!

I just had to pull dental floss out of the dog's ass, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

[SnarkyShark]

I'm an internet rat advocate...but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

- inspired by our very own Kragey and Vod KaKnockers - 

[glasscigarette]

You'd be amazed at the places a rodent can end up.

And by the way, rats are lovely pets. :: points to avatar :: ^_~

Rats are lovely pets...but ferrets are not rodents. This is a common misconception that I love to debunk. They are much more closely related to dogs and they do not have rodent teeth.

[tIIsuggas]

I share the same birthdate as BBB, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

[alia]

I'm might be a cylon, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

I have two killer exams today, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

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I'm might be a cylon, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

I have two killer exams today, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

You have exams to be a killer these days?
Sorry I giggled at that.  Good Luck Alia!

[alia]

I have two killer exams today, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

You have exams to be a killer these days?
Sorry I giggled at that.  Good Luck Alia!

I've been reading for the exams so long, my brain is a mush and I did not realise what I wrote. Hee hee!

Anyways, thanks, Dee!
They're the last ones, after these I get to be unemployed again, but this time with even more qualifications... and I'm still not wearing Carla Niven.

[CellBlockTango]

heh, Glasscigarette I can relate to your ferret's wanderings. We used to keep ours  in a mechanic's garage part-time and as you can imagine, she used to get into all sorts of mischief. No toilets though. Apparently ferrets and other mustela (sp?) love playing in toilets. Silly ferrets.

As for rats, I love 'em. Whenever friends of mine used to contemplate buying a gerbil or hamster I used to launch into a big pro-rat speech. Sadly, my two are long gone but I'd happily get more in a flash if circumstances were different (aka, if I wasn't a student in rented accomodation).  aww, I loves 'em.

[TheCucumberpie]

My sister ate my cookies, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

Her sims will, though, because my revenge will be to fill her Downloads folder with Carla Niven's crap. And perhaps some Chaz hairs, too.

[CaptainChris]

I still have that wretched Meat Slab Dress in my game. I keep meaning to delete it, but then I think I may want it later to inflict on the minions who don't obey my commands (well prior to death, but which is worse?). Imagine my delighthorror when I stumbled across it when creating new townies for Denali River MkII. Some morbid part of me was tempted to slap it on all the ugly townies, but having an army of Niven's infesting my 'hood would ensure I would never play that 'hood again 

Rats annoy me, little buggers in my roof, gnawing away at the satellite, interwebz and power cables, then getting zapped in the process and falling into the wall cavity to leech maggots out of the powerpoints blerh. I prefer mouses hehe

[Dr House]

LOL the best thing to punish a sim would be to kill them in that dress. So they'll be forever haunting in it

My homeless sims dress like shit but at least they're not wearing Carla Niven's.

[Steroide]

I had to artificially inseminate a cow, but at least I wasn't wearing Carla Niven...