Carla Niven must be destroyed!

[jesserocket]

Don't worry, it's from a sim blog, not the real Jasmine...It just amused me for some reason that the only people Carla Niven actually allies herself with aren't creators, so they can't rival her mad skillz, and their writing quality is THAT.

[torque]

Well, she likes to live in her own world. You know, the one where she is a famous fashion designer who married a rock star.

[jesserocket]

Nonono, she's now divorced from Wolf Graza!! There's a bulletin about it on Palatial Heights!!

nobody knows yet of his ware bouts

It's just as well she still has her place as Palatial Heights 'spokes sim' for Simborough, to keep her going...(source: http://www.simborough.com/Articles/Popularity/Interviews/CarlaNiven/Carla.html)

[Keijra]

That made my teeth itch.

"I'm sooo glad I married Connor. He is like the bestest guy EVA!! Yay! Now that I am an adult I get to do sexy and adult-like (note from Keijra: not *adult* just *adult-like*) poses! Weee! I am such a farking airhead that I have no clue that in trying to sound hip and happening, I sound like a 12 year old child with no concept whatsoever as to how the real world actually works!"

[jesserocket]

"Liek, don't forget, at my wedding, I was like, the HOTTEST person there, apart from liek, my friend, cos we're liek, bezzzt buds and so I liek, have to say she was hottt too!!"

Cos that's all you have to think about when you're getting married. How hot you and your friend look. >.>

Bearing in mind, however, this is one of Carla's friends we're taking the piss out of, not her...

[Keijra]

Stupid girl.

Doesn't she know that the way to be SURE that you are the hottest person at your wedding is to have really ugly bridesmaids? :lol:

Oh right. One of her friends. Silly me. Here I was thinking it was another one of her delusional personalities.

[flyonthewall]

Gee, if we have to have an invitation to see her fashion show, how are people going to be convinced to buy the incredibly sexy clothes advertised in it? I want to see the latest fashions on Sims that walk like they're having a seizure before I decide to buy.

[jesserocket]

Well, on her splashpage now, instead of that charming scene of the beautiful Carla Niven wearing a nice Xmasy jumper and having a pillow fight with a male companion, with crappy unregistered javascript snow falling, she now has a crappy spinning javascript cube covered in pictures of her glorious fashion show treats.

I still want to see it though...

[alia]

Aquamarine, the winter 06 fashion show is still on her page.
I just went to her page to see it and... OMG! What do I see?

She has a December offer 25 % off of her 1 month membership! It's only $ 11.25 this month.

That's it! I'm signing in right now!

[yamikuronue]

Are we sure she HAS friends?

Couldn't this Jasmine person be Carla in disguise?

I do fantasy roleplay online. If I, a rather normal person, can come up with a dozen widely varied characters of both genders and various species to play... I'm sure Carla, a less than normally intelligent person, could come up with a half dozen airhead clones.

[torque]

Aquamarine, the winter 06 fashion show is still on her page.
I just went to her page to see it and... OMG! What do I see?

She has a December offer 25 % off of her 1 month membership! It's only $ 11.25 this month.

That's it! I'm signing in right now!

Wow! isn't that... like more than Peggys? CN is delusional.

I doubt anyone subscribes to her site. She just keeps writing those thank you notes for her subscribers, who don't even exist.

[PirateBooty]

holy shit you guys are still talking about her!

[photo]

i think that some one needs to get a subscription jsut to see how shitty her pay stuff is..... (not me though!)

[Jysudo]

I don't know if anyone is noble enough to get a sub to her site just to entertain us, shelikescake.

[photo]

mmmm good point... any hackers? anyone?