Carla Niven must be destroyed!

[alia]

Well, Rebbie, it is your own fault. Didn't we warn you, hmm?

Well, while we're at disgusting things, I bet you cannot resist googling tubgirl or goatse while you're at it.

Oh, and for the best effect, google the images, don't do the normal google search. 

But don't blame me for what you found.

Why, yes, I am evil. 

[Paden]

alia, you're gonna scar the poor kid for LIFE! Here, have some rum and cookies and tell me how you come up with these evil ideas, I could use some pointers this week. 

[Rebbie]

I googled goatse and tubgirl long ago. The scarring that resulted from those has faded considerably.

[alia]

 Hee. I'm so evil I'm even going to provide a link!

Here's goatse and here's a link to Encyclopedia Dramatica tubgirl article.

I would have found a better pic of tubgirl, but after seeing goatse again I lost my motivation.

The links above are strictly for educational purposes! Don't say I did not warn you!



Thanks for the rum and cookies, Paden.

I think I used up my evil quotient for this year when I came up with the idea of goatseing the innocents here, so no pointers here, sorry!

ETA:

I googled goatse and tubgirl long ago. The scarring that resulted from those has faded considerably.

But yet you find OpenAssJack shocking?

Kids these days... 

[millahnna]

Against my better judgment, I searched for jockstrap.  I turnd up nothing that wasn't in this thread other than a few vague references in the Carla Niven one.  Does this mean the interwebs are trying to protect me from scarrage?

I already knew what goatse was but that second link went exactly nowhere.  See the interwebs are protecting me.  Nifty.

[chemistrycourtney]

be glad the intarwebs protect you.  it's important to remember that once seen, it cannot be unseen.  no amount of eye bleach.  i wish i had super protective intarwebs.   

[Amazone]

alia, you're gonna scar the poor kid for LIFE! Here, have some rum and cookies and tell me how you come up with these evil ideas, I could use some pointers this week. 

Not only kids Paden, not only. This was disgusting - seriously.

[alia]

I already knew what goatse was but that second link went exactly nowhere.  See the interwebs are protecting me.  Nifty.

Oh, it is there, ED is just being slow. 

But, like Courney said, what has been seen, cannot be unseen. 
Don't say I did not warn you.

[Paden]

amazone, in my time here I have learned not to click any links unless they are pronounced safe by some of the others on the forum or if I'm told that they lead to a great free site. I'm really sorry you had to learn that in the worst way. *hands out rum* Here, this could help but I'm not sure. I've never clicked on them due to a warning given to me some time ago not to. Of course, that warning wasn't given to me until AFTER I had gone to one called meat spin and if you have any regard for your sanity, don't even google it! That's the one I looked at. ICKY!

[RedLove]

Meat spin wasn't that bad. Meatspin was kind of funny. Especially with the music. "You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round.

[alia]

Nah, meatspin is pretty tame, especially if you've seen goatse.

Amazone, sorry I scarred you for life, but I did warn you, didn't I?


ETA: PMBD: Mentally scarring the unsuspecting since 2006! 

[Paden]

Thing is, I may cuss like a trucker at times, but I hate pr0n with a passion and that just kind of made me feel like, ugh!

[Amazone]

I tend to click links when i am warned.  See, this is a weakness i have as a human beeing.
Paden rescued me with rum - so i am over it

[natalie]

Alia, that's just gross... I clicked goatse and after I saw that, I didn't even want to look at that other one. And that OpenLegsJack crap is fucking disgusting. And milla, if you REALLY want to read it: http://phorum.mustnotbenamed.com/index.php/topic,45.msg1498/topicseen.html#msg1498

[SparklePlenty]

Thing is, I may cuss like a trucker at times, but I hate pr0n with a passion and that just kind of made me feel like, ugh!

I think porn is supposed to titillate one, not make one throw up because of just biological bizarreness
So i think those could not really be called porn.