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« Reply #1980 on: 2007 November 08, 23:52:22 »
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Askew in the back? Worry about her front first sans weird necklines - her boobs are at completely different heights and looking in two different directions.  

Carla needs to change that sims' bra from funky-land-circus-people boobs to regular people's boobs.


That is precisely what I thought when I first saw that monstrosity. Upon closer inspection, I've come to the conclusion that the right boob is a D cup and the left boob is a AA. Very interesting look.
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« Reply #1981 on: 2007 November 09, 15:26:04 »
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That is precisely what I thought when I first saw that monstrosity. Upon closer inspection, I've come to the conclusion that the right boob is a D cup and the left boob is a AA. Very interesting look.


Don't make fun of that. Some people actually have that problem.  Tongue

And some people suffer from stupidity and yet we make fun of them too. We don't discriminate.  :wink:
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« Reply #1982 on: 2007 November 09, 15:50:51 »
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Everyone has one boob that's bigger than the other, sometimes it just isn't noticable.
Same with footsies, too.  :wink:

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« Reply #1983 on: 2007 November 09, 17:00:41 »
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Of course if your bodacious ta-ta's are artificially inflated, there is NO excuse for them not being the same size, except shoddy workmanship. And Cardrew's sims are artificial in the most true sense of the word. So we can only blame shoddy workmanship.
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« Reply #1984 on: 2007 November 13, 09:01:41 »
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Has anyone seen her latest update? Its going to give me nightmares. Those eyes combined with the weird metal top make her look like an out of control cyborg robot type thing thats coming to kill you!  :twisted:
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« Reply #1985 on: 2007 November 14, 01:18:32 »
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I saw it,I thought it was weird when Sera had it on her site,and now on Carlas I think my eyes started to hurt
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« Reply #1986 on: 2007 November 14, 17:55:20 »
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It seems to me that this is a prerequisite to all content being posted on CN's site:
1. All clothing must be properly mangled, carelessly touseled, dragged through "microsoft paint accidents", and finally dried on the gnarliest branch of the ugly tree.

2. All models must have at least TWO of the below mentioned on their resume':
     -Chased a parked car
     -Failed reconstructive surgury after horrific lawnmower accident
     -Beaten with the ugly stick
     -Kicked in the head by a mule as a child
     -Face dipped in hydrochloric acid...twice
     -Parentage consisting of swamp creatures, mutant peaches, killer tomatoes, blue-eyed sasquatch, zombies, nosferatu, or any other supernaturally fugly creature.
     -Mutilated in freak floor buffer incident


I couldn't help myself after checking out the site for myself..... My god, there's a good horror movie waiting to happen! But then and again, I don't think any Hollywood makeup or costume department is prepared to work with the likes of what I witnessed there....
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« Reply #1987 on: 2007 November 14, 21:06:35 »
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Sorry to double post, but I just found this - right up CN's alley!!!
It almost looks like her latest model...

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004979.html
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« Reply #1988 on: 2007 November 14, 21:38:23 »
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Damn.
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« Reply #1989 on: 2007 November 14, 23:25:38 »
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« Reply #1990 on: 2007 November 15, 03:07:32 »
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Sorry to burn your eyes, but I had to share the pain... I showed it to my hubby and he ended up staring at it for a few moments thinking it was someone's photoshop edit... After which he burst out laughing hysterically. Cheesy

Hubby (the armchair psychologist) speculates: Perhaps CN suffers from low self esteem & Body dysmorphia? This may be the underlying motivation for selling such crappy outfits; he/she aspires to look like the models on the site, and is trying to raise the money for surgery.   :shock: Scary.
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« Reply #1991 on: 2007 November 15, 07:56:12 »
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So, out of all of hir... creations... which one makes you want to claw your eyes out the most? If it's possible to have different levels of eye-clawing, that is.

Oh, and two noteworthy facts:
1. Palatial Heights is down.
2. The top of the page simply says 'New Page 2.' Made me chuckle.
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« Reply #1992 on: 2007 November 15, 13:46:35 »
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I really can't choose - they're all equally horrific.  :lol:
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« Reply #1993 on: 2007 November 15, 18:50:58 »
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Quote from: "MGSwartwout"
Sorry to double post, but I just found this - right up CN's alley!!!
It almost looks like her latest model...

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004979.html


What the shit?  :shock:
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« Reply #1994 on: 2007 November 15, 22:27:04 »
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I'm convinced her 'models' are all helpless victims of some diabolical mind control experiment.
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