Carla Niven must be destroyed!

[Ensign EO]

She talks about the clothes, make-up, and hair a lot.  A lot.

I think I've seen this before, though.  Possibly at MATY?

[misshate]

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"

This line cracks me up so much. "Motherfukers" spelled without the "c" (always was fond of this one for some reason; I'm easily amused), and the fact that it's Dumbledore's line... comedy gold.

In later chapters the Divination teacher turns GOFIK and is referred to as "Professor Sodomize". That's my favourite bit...

Wait, Trelawney? "Professor Sodomize"? :D Or did she come up with a different teacher? ... ah, wait, there was the centaur. Right. Professor Sodomize.


While we are at trainwrecks and internet phenomena, how about the lady who loved Sephiroth (FFVII for those not in the know) just a bit too much? The pseud escapes me right now, but it was something like "ladysephiroth" or "sephirothmistress", it's probably on f_w somewhere.
Each time I see someone see make a Sims hairdo, or  clothes, or whatever, based on a game character (esp. one as popular among fangirls as Sephiroth), I can't help but wonder if they're as batshit as she is and use Sims to enact their fantasies and get even more obsessed.

[Solowren]

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"

This line cracks me up so much. "Motherfukers" spelled without the "c" (always was fond of this one for some reason; I'm easily amused), and the fact that it's Dumbledore's line... comedy gold.

In later chapters the Divination teacher turns GOFIK and is referred to as "Professor Sodomize". That's my favourite bit...

Wait, Trelawney? "Professor Sodomize"? Or did she come up with a different teacher? ... ah, wait, there was the centaur. Right. Professor Sodomize.


While we are at trainwrecks and internet phenomena, how about the lady who loved Sephiroth (FFVII for those not in the know) just a bit too much? The pseud escapes me right now, but it was something like "ladysephiroth" or "sephirothmistress", it's probably on f_w somewhere.
Each time I see someone see make a Sims hairdo, or  clothes, or whatever, based on a game character (esp. one as popular among fangirls as Sephiroth), I can't help but wonder if they're as batshit as she is and use Sims to enact their fantasies and get even more obsessed.

*slooowly hides Final Fantasy Sims behind back...* ._.

[misshate]

Hey, I used to have a Squall myself! I just didn't pretend that he's a real, living person whom I was married to (on the astral plane or whatever shit they come up with).

Speaking of which, I wish I could have Red XIII in my game.
I won't install Pets no matter what though, and besides, the idea of Red XIII eating dog food and fetching newspapers doesn't sit well with me.

[dorquemada]

Hey, I had a Sephiroth too! Married him to ol' Patrizio Monty of Veronaville, I remember.
As for "Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way", sounds like something out of MTS2 or Insim's full Sims submissions. Love them names of sims people make. Like straight out from Baby's Named A Bad, Bad Thing.

[Solowren]

“MR. WAY WHAT THE BEEP ARE YOU DOING!” Rumbridge shouted angrily. Dumbledore blared at her.

Oh god I can NOT get enough of this. This is comic gold.

[jesserocket]

I remember that!!! God, I spent a whole afternoon reading that, a while back. Fantastic. I showed all my friends...

[Solowren]

Someone give the girl a prize. This pile of shit is the funniest thing I have ever read.

[Quinctia]

I have a whole neighborhood of game characters, as well as my fictional characters.

...I really need to take out the ones of me and my family, because it does creep me out to see "me" walking past the house of the cast of FFX.  I made our house before I made any of the others, though.

In my Sims 1 game, I gave my sister a neighborhood, and she put all her friends plus her current boyfriend in one house, and then herself and Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer in another.  Of course, she was like 14 at the time!

[PirateChic dahling]

God, the Dumbledore line keeps replaying in my head when I'm at work and I just randomly crack up. Except in my mind, it's now Pearce Brosnan AND Dumbledore.

Dumbledore: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS?
Pearce Brosnan: ...said Dumbledore, sexily.

I think I need therapy.

[torque]

I shared the skullfucking story with some of (what I thought) unsquickable friends.

Turns out they're not unsquickable afterall Just a little tougher than average!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/
That's disturbing for different reasons. I can't believe I read the whole thing...!

Hahhaaha I know that one!!!! I read about 9 or more chapters some time ago. It's hillarious! For the sake of the author's insanity, I hope it's a parody!

[Kaltivel]

My beautiful little eyes! They're melting! Melting! Aaaaghh!

[Boris]

My favourite bit was when she tried to commit suicide in the bath by putting a "steak" through her heart.  

[Ensign EO]

Steaks are dangerous.  'Specially those T-bone steaks.

[jesserocket]

I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie.

She wants incest, so much incest.