Carla Niven must be destroyed!

[Ry]

Gah!

WTF is wrong with her face?
 :shock:

Seriously, why do people not realize that HUMANS DO NOT REALLY LOOK LIKE THAT?

Aliens are afoot.

*dons BTG's tin foil hat*

[Elfen Lied]

Those lips... :shock: ugh, and I thought Michael Jackson's lips were bad! :shock:


In other news, how did Candrew think *ahem* woman *coughmancoughcough* could actually pass as a woman?

picture

Mommy? :shock:

I think Cardrew is channeling Jocelyn Wildenstein. Awful Plastic Surgery has pictures.

[Markus]

I made a Jocelyn Wildenstein Sim once. She wound up with a male Sim that had the Number 18 face. The kids were horrific.
I wonder what Carmen Patch and Sandy Bruty would look like with Bruno's lipstick on...

[ShanOw]

Is it just me or does it look like her eyes are facing in completely different directions. (generally not normal)

[CaptainHemloch]

That picture actually startled me. Does she really think it's a pretty sim? It looks like a joke to me and the fact that it isn't is making me sad.

[Diamond_bollocks]

You know, I've always wondered if Carla Niven is actually a serious site. I could actually imagine people purposely making shithouse clothing, hideous sims and laughing at people who actually donate to them. Sounds like something I'd do as a joke. But then it's also the most likely that Carla Niven is also a 100% serious site. Oh well.

[Markus]

Those lips... :shock: ugh, and I thought Michael Jackson's lips were bad! :shock:


In other news, how did Candrew think *ahem* woman *coughmancoughcough* could actually pass as a woman?



Mommy? :shock:

She(or he) kind of resembles either Derek the Paperboy or Komei Tellerman in drag.

[neriana]

She(or he) kind of resembles either Derek the Paperboy or Komei Tellerman in drag.

That's insulting to Komei.

[Jess Maree]

I think Cardrew is channeling Jocelyn Wildenstein. Awful Plastic Surgery has pictures.

JESUS CHRIST! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER FACE!?!?

*ahem*

I mean, what is wrong with that woman? Does she think she actually looks good? I can easily see Candrew uses Jocelyn Wildstein as inspiration for many of its models :shock:

I need rum...the world is being over-run by hideous men with boobs and penises cross with aliens! THEY ARE COMING! *also dons tin foil hat*

[Markus]

Some of Jocelyn Wildenstein's features remind me of the Melissa Fancey face. They're both very feline looking.
Saw footage of Jocelyn Wildenstein on Youtube once. She's like a CN model come to life.

[pinksmoke]

http://www.carlaniven.netfirms.com/

Check the site out again, her models have gotten better (read- probably Glance's ones)

She spelled 'Naomi Campbell' wrongly. With a single L! Sorry, I just want some reason to hate her.

Also, not all of the site's run by her;
check the 'staff' page. also, Carla Niven really looks like a ho. No kidding.

She supposedly has more than 57k in visitors. But she could have rigged it to make it more impressive. Because I used to do that  

READ:

IF YOU HAVE PURCHASED 4 OR MORE ITEMS WITHIN A ONE MONTH PERIOD, YOU QUALIFY FOR OUR SPECIAL MEMBERSHIP.  YOU HAVE ONE CHANCE ONLY TO ACTIVATE THIS MEMBERSHIP.  THE COST IS $7.95 INSTEAD OF OUR USUAL $15.00, AND IT IS SET UP TO RECUR EVERY MONTH UNTIL CANCELLED.  HOWEVER, ONCE IT'S CANCELLED YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SIGN UP FOR THIS AGAIN.

Basically it means 'If you cancel my 'special' membership, you have to donate for normal membership fees again to get it. TOUGH. And WHY AM I SPEAKING IN CAPS.'

The fugly blue-eyed model is called Aliana Rodriguez, face of Carla Niven.

I don't even see why I uploaded this into my Photobucket account but;



She looks like she's having bad sex.

And in the Face Of Carla Niven contest, she chose this over that. Crazy skank.

[SnarkyShark]

She looks like she's having bad sex.

Or boa constrictors hanging over her head about to eat her. Poor boa.

[pinksmoke]

Will I ever find out why we have booty files for CN? (I had a screenie I simply HAD to use for a macro, not exactly a CAT one though)

[Tiberius]

How could she be having bad sex with herself? maybe thats why its so bad... Candrew should make her a "attractive" (i use the word to mean anything that isnt completely deformed so much that it looks inhuman) male sim, they could breed ugly babies that she could use to make her meshes!!!!! it would be an improvement...

[Rmarques]

So, while browsing the series of tubes, I came across this. Apparently, it's a dress made out of real raw meat, and it's currently hung in a museum, t begin the decomposition process. Guess we just found out where Carla got the inspiration for that famous dress we all know and love to hate.