Carla Niven must be destroyed!

[Renegade]

First of all, the way that model is smiling can only give the impression she has gas or something up her ass.
Second, that outfit looks like a catholic school girl who barfed all over her uniform after getting a sex change.

That second part there just summed it up beautifully.  At first, I clicked to read the last page of the thread, and saw your wonderful post.  It made me laugh my ass off, then I clicked the previous page to see what on earth you were talking about.  That made me cry, but then laugh again because I realized how TRUE your statement is.

Hideous.  Why, Carla?  WHY?

[Pirate King of Wyrm Sea]

Hideous.  Why, Carla?  WHY?

Because he/she/it is pure, unadulterated evil?  :evil:   :twisted:

[SimGameFan]

Hey, has anyone noticed the new 'Happy Halloween' thing on the front page? Kinda fits the theme...as soon as you enter the site it's like a house of horrors. :lol:

[Markus]

Every day is Halloween for Carla Niven.

[Sinthe]

The dress on the last page is an atrocimacy.

The amount of people who look at their garbage CC and say "This looks good! I should make people give me money for it!" boggles my mind.

[Markus]

I keep envisioning the real Carla Niven to look like this guy:

For those who don't know his name is Pete Burns. Back in the 80's, he was in a band called Dead Or Alive. Now he just looks like one of CN's models.

[ajobes]

I keep envisioning the real Carla Niven to look like this guy:

For those who don't know his name is Pete Burns. Back in the 80's, he was in a band called Dead Or Alive. Now he just looks like one of CN's models.

Jesus christ, he must be her inspiration.  What is wrong with his mouth?!

[dasha]

What is wrong with his mouth?!

He comes from the planet Botoxia. All its people have inner tubes for mouths.

[SnarkyShark]

What is wrong with his mouth?!

 
If you were to ask Carla that question, the answer would be that the lips are much too thin.

[Feverish]

He looks like he has a case of rectal prolapse on his lips.

[Markus]

It does :lol:
Be glad I didn't use a more recent picture.
*shudders*

[Diamond_bollocks]

I keep envisioning the real Carla Niven to look like this guy:

For those who don't know his name is Pete Burns. Back in the 80's, he was in a band called Dead Or Alive. Now he just looks like one of CN's models.

 :shock: PETE! Time has been so cruel to you. DOA are fabulous.

His lips kinda remind me of a certain lipstick set made by Bruno.

[alia]

And I am pretty sure that the Bruno lipstick set you're thinking of is the one that Carla misuses regularly on her models. Somebody here (Liegen?) dubbed it "trout pout". Pretty accurate, if you ask me.

[Diamond_bollocks]

Those lipsticks are good but only when they look in proportion with the rest of the face which usually means that the actual lips have to be quite thin. Fishy fishy trout trout. My only problem with those lipsticks is the stripper pink and creamy quite colours

[Jess Maree]

Those lips... :shock: ugh, and I thought Michael Jackson's lips were bad! :shock:


In other news, how did Candrew think *ahem* woman *coughmancoughcough* could actually pass as a woman?



Mommy? :shock: