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« Reply #315 on: 2006 November 22, 22:48:45 »
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Thing is, surely fucking an eyesocket would be more comfortable than fucking a drilled hole in a skull...smoother edges, eyelids to provide a bit of tightness...foolish Lucius Malfoy.

...okay, I shut up now. Cheesy

Oh, and Feathersword, ironically, I think the Jack thread has got pretty clean again now...or I've become hardened to the horrors, which is entirely possible.
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« Reply #316 on: 2006 November 22, 23:47:17 »
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Well, he did file away some of it to enlarge the hole.
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« Reply #317 on: 2006 November 23, 02:06:20 »
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Yes, but a quick file of bone isn't going to produce such a smooth finish as an eye socket. Plus, you'd get bone dust all over the brain, and while I'm no expert on the subject, any kind of dust would surely dry out the surface of the brain more, and depending on the size of the filings, may well chafe...
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« Reply #318 on: 2006 November 23, 02:31:20 »
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I'm just waiting for a vortex to Hell opens up and suck this thread in.
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« Reply #319 on: 2006 November 23, 02:55:06 »
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...Maybe I shouldn't be eating when I enter some of the threads around here...  :shock:
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« Reply #320 on: 2006 November 23, 03:03:28 »
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As I refuse to read this story, I will be going on assumption here.

I realize that it is a dead body. How dead though? Are we talking fairly ripe or pretty well into dust? Because that makes a big difference in technique, I would think.
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« Reply #321 on: 2006 November 23, 03:07:16 »
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i thought i pretty much  can handle anything until i read some of the stuff here.  some of the links posted here made me squeal like a nine-year old girl.  eyebleach!
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« Reply #322 on: 2006 November 23, 03:16:52 »
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It was a freshly dead body.

I have never sexed an eye socket, nor have I filed any bone dust onto a brain, so I... don't know.  This conversation is beyond my knowledge or expertise.  Tongue
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« Reply #323 on: 2006 November 23, 03:22:12 »
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Okay, well I would guess that one freshly dead would not have as many dry shavings to chafe. Seeing as the moisture would still be intact, it may not need that much filing to be smooth.

Gads. I just disgusted myself.
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« Reply #324 on: 2006 November 23, 04:33:27 »
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And I as well. Another no sleep night.
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« Reply #325 on: 2006 November 23, 05:45:56 »
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Hee, 6am here.

Anyway, I just had a very bad thought.

Is skullfucking just a fictional kink? I mean, does it only exist in fiction/fanfiction/seriously perverted fantasies/Thomas Harris novels?

Or is it actually uh, done?
It's not really doable with a living a person, so you'd have be a necrophiliac in the first place, and I wouldn't put skullfucking past someone who's okay with fucking a corpse... but, oh god, eurgh.
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« Reply #326 on: 2006 November 23, 06:59:54 »
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I think  I just threw up a little on my keyboard. Oh.  If by mean "a little" I mean "repeatedly"...

Fandom = whack.

Also: Carla should so get a link to this thread. For reals.
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« Reply #327 on: 2006 November 23, 11:54:17 »
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That was sick! No more fanfictions for me...no more!!!

*pukes all over the monitor*
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« Reply #328 on: 2006 November 23, 12:15:47 »
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Quote from: "jesserocket"
Thing is, surely fucking an eyesocket would be more comfortable than fucking a drilled hole in a skull...smoother edges, eyelids to provide a bit of tightness...foolish Lucius Malfoy.

...okay, I shut up now. Cheesy


Why did you post such an abomination?! my poor poor brain
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« Reply #329 on: 2006 November 23, 16:17:23 »
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I'm fairly depraved. Cheesy

Of course, I can talk about things like skullfucking quite casually, but cry tears of fear at Disney's Snow White....
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