Carla Niven must be destroyed!

[LilyLocksley]

That green thing, that was in her unfasion show, my seven year old came in when that thing was being "modeled' and she asked my why I was looking at something so ugly.

[Jess Maree]

That green thing, that was in her unfasion show, my seven year old came in when that thing was being "modeled' and she asked my why I was looking at something so ugly.

 :lol: See! even children can tell that is butt-ugly! I wonder is Candrew has some sort of disorder that blurs it's vision? Or maybe it is on drugs all the time  :wink:

[MizzKitty]

Ye gads... Remind me never to look at this thread when I'm sick again...  :|

[Tchannie]

Those are some horrible outfits.

Wasn't Carla also that Mr Fabulous bloke or whatever he was called in this thread? The stuck-up bloke claiming to be Carla in his signature. That's 4...







Yeah, I'm back! Didja miss me? I've been away for over a month...and I've turned 18 during this time; no more 12ness! YAY.

[alia]

We always miss you, Princess-Cazzy-Captain-Tchan-Cairistiona.



The last outfit is almost passable. Or, it would be, if it was a RL outfit, without the glitter. Sequins and glitter are two different things, but apparently cardrew hasn't figured it out yet. Sparkly is good, more sparkles is better, seems to be his motto. :roll:

Anyways, these aren't terribly whorish, either, so either I am becoming desensitized to CN horrors, or he has improved slightly.

[Mheyin]

I love sparkly and sequins but that's an unholy train wreck.  :?

I'm kind of happy that the green monster doesn't have camel toe though, as one would inevitably get if wearing that craptacular creation in real life.

[cruel_princess]

WTF!!




it's like a rag on a stick lol

[Paleoanth]

That doesn't look like Carla Niven.  Not enough sparklies and sequins. Huh.

[cruel_princess]

I found it on her site, not sure whether she made it or not but its still awful

[Mheyin]

Can't be Carla Niven. That Sim doesn't look like she's trying to conceal testicles in that bathing suit.

[pinksmoke]

I bet Carla Niven get some of her sims from Glance and NoukieSims. The okay looking ones. Since I saw Maddy from NoukieSims' Nubavi Jousakeyi used, and in one of the pictures, you can see it's Naomi Campbell (maybe not from Glance)

But she manages to crap it up anyway.

[alia]

WTF!!




it's like a rag on a stick lol

And just how exactly does that stay on? With glue? And for a swimsuit, that is just so incredibly impractical way of wearing it. If you are on a beach, there is lots of sand and salt water everywhere, which means that either the swimsuit will fall off or you'll have sand glued on your skin, in places where you do not want sand/glue... or both.

And the tan lines you'd get from from that swimsuit?

Another incredibly impractical creation from our dear Cardrew.  :roll:

[Paden]

Staples. Lots and lots of tiny staples. And before you say that would hurt, since when does CN care about pain, look what s/h/it does to our eyes each and every time we look at anything from that site.

[Markus]

Sometimes I wonder if CN keeps s/h/it's site up and running just to cause us pain.
One of my friends once referred to the Maxis/EA faces as 'science experiments gone wrong'. That term definitely applies to Carla Niven's items as well.

[Elfen Lied]

Beauty is pain...?  :shock:

It looks like a flat, squished tentacle creeping out of her hip socket and spreading out all over her body. Trying to lure and capture unsuspecting men and women to feed the horror that is Carla Niven?  :shock: