Carla Niven must be destroyed!

[Kitiara]

My personal suspicion is that Cardew probably has pink leopard skin pants somewhere in their wardrobe, and it's their favourite item of clothing.. :lol: Either that or it's some mousy little woman (like me) who is living out her drag-queenish fantasies through the forum of their site... :lol:

I shudder to think what goes on in her/his/it's game   :shock:

[Captain Feathersword]

I shudder to think what goes on in her/his/it's game   :shock:

I like the humour in imagining what Cardrew would do to our selfsims if s/h/it had them in game. I think it might be fun to see ourselves as drag queens. I'm sure Dr Vu would play his part in it too.

[iamcoolerthanyou]

Oops, posted it in the wrong thred. Not thinking - sorry

And to make my post fit in with this thread and the whole general feeling: Carla Niven sucks. Big time. It is actually surprising how dreadful someone can be, and still not see that it might be sensible to maybeeee, jsut maybe, try a different path in the whole sims making clothes thingy

[RedLove]

EDIT:

Wait, what?! Why is that in this thread?

[Ieliminate]

Carla's newest abomination. Now I guess s/h/it is going for Cowboy Skank clothes for it's mutilated models.

Available for ONLY $1.95. It seems Carla's getting desperate.

[Ash Redfern]

Carla's newest abomination. Now I guess s/h/it is going for Cowboy Skank clothes for it's mutilated models.

Available for ONLY $1.95. It seems Carla's getting desperate.

And this model seems to be trying to hide behind a hat, not that I blame her.

[TheVanity]

Is this a peggy mesh? The anorexic legs give me this impression  :shock:

[Paden]

Carla Niven, is, without a doubt, the William Hong of fashion design. No talent, no design, no fashion. More often than not, that stuff makes me want to hork a hairball, and being as I do not clean my ass with my tongue, that really says something, now doesn't it?

[AW]

Well damn, Paden.  That was the EXACT outfit I got you for your birthday.  

*goes to drown sorrows in rum*

[Paden]

Good thing you missed it back in June then, it was the day after Father's Day, so I am counting myself exceptionally lucky! I appreciate the thought, though! Here, have some rum on me! *hands her the good shit, the Bacardi 151*

[AW]

Well, gives me more time to prepare.  Hmm, how do you think Hecubus would look in thigh-high leather boots?  It'd be cool with an axe.

*takes the good shit and hopes Hec likes her new outfit*

[Anouk]

Blasphemy!

I've spent 2 hours staring at the model with the intruiging eyes and all the bright swirling colors... and now I am convinced that Carla Niven is a blessing from above! Her clothing is wonderful! Her sims are perfection!
You are all jelous! All of you! I'm going to buy everything there!

Why is my eye twitching?  :shock:

Whats that buzzing sound?  :shock:

Ohhh... pink and neon yellow butterflies....

*wonders away trying to catch butterflies*

[SnarkyShark]

Poor Nouk  :cry: . A tragic example of why this thread should be renamed  "Carla Niven must be DESTROYED before Carla Niven DESTROYS THE WORLD!"

[Paden]

Ok, I've got the trank gun and the butterfly net, we'd better go collect the poor thing before she does her eyes any more damage! You take the left side and I'll go up on the right! Got the chocolate for a bribe so she'll trust us? Oh, and I've got three kinds of rum, too! Coconut, 151, and that new peach flavour that Bacardi came out with! Let's do it!

[AW]

Nouk, take the rum - quick!  And for God's sake - CLOSE YOUR EYES!
Does anyone have the manual on "Shitty Paysite Hypnotic Deprogramming" ?

Snarky - grab all the credit cards..