Carla Niven must be destroyed!

[pixelated]

That's the same old hideous model we've been dissin' for a while.

Clothes look... well. It's funny when it's so obvious that someone took a pre-existing texture, and then tried to add things by hand.

Actually, after looking at it again... FLOODFILL, LOL.

[CaitSneko]

You'd think s/h/it would at least make the eyeshadow match with the outfit. I guess s/h/it has trouble with matching.

wait! thats it! Carla Niven is color blind!!

[Ieliminate]

wait! thats it! Carla Niven is color blind!!

Hmm...it kinda makes sense.

Carla Niven is a struggling s/h/it trying to make a paysite to feed the chilluns. Carla Niven is slightly colorblind. When making creations s/h/it uses too much color and sharpening in order to see the colors and textures. Carla Niven is a mediocre creator of Sims Content and Websites. That explains the floodfills and totally red shoes with 0 shading.

Carla Niven: The Movie. Coming to a theater near you soon!  Also, as a free gift you will receive Eye Bleach for watching Carla Niven: The Movie.

Run!

[joan_fontaine]

Carla Niven is slightly colorblind. When making creations s/h/it uses too much color and sharpening in order to see the colors and textures.

This makes a good deal of sense.  I think you've really hit upon something here, perhaps even...the truth?   :lol:

[CaitSneko]

Carla Niven: The Movie, that is a scary scary thought.

[Steerpike]

Carla Niven: The Movie, that is a scary scary thought.

Starring Nicholas Cage, since everything he's made recently has been a piece of crap too.

[chemistrycourtney]

no no no.  There can't be a Carla Niven movie.  Then we'd see Carla Niven on the news and other talk shows talking about how people are disrespecting her as an artist, by quoting lines out of her (?)  movie and not sending her moneys for it.

**edited to make it say her instead of HER... the first one didn't look right in retrospect.

[Grace]

:shock:
Even though wearing Carla Niven's "masterpieces" in real life would get you arrested, I'm just going to point out the obvious flaw with his/her/it's latest outift--the fact the top is completely see-through. What's the point of wearing a shirt anyways if your breasts are showing...?  :roll:

[Ieliminate]

I don't think that is a new outfit, I just found it in the booty. But, yes I would find it highly offensive if I saw someone in it, and it probably would be illegal. It also defeats the purpose of a shirt.

I thought of a new name for the movie: Carla Niven: Fier from the Inside.

(Fier is supposed to pronounce 'fear' and is a reference to the god-awful fashion show)

[Grace]

I thought of a new name for the movie: Carla Niven: Fier from the Inside.

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
To resurrect a dead topic in this thread that I stumbled upon whilst I was looking for the infamous meat-slab dress before Hecubus recently reposted it--I found a horrible Harry Potter fanfiction writer, and I think she is genuinely crazy. Trust me, I wouldn't bring crazy fandomness up again if I didn't think you pirate would find it amusing/disturbing. Seriously, one of her stories features My Chemical Romance coming to Hogwarts. There's another one where Hermione is in RENT. My "favorite" one is "Fallen"--there's something wrong with every sentence of that story. http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1038028/DracoismysexyferretDracoismysexyferret <<Click if you dare.

[Ieliminate]

OMG MCR & HP!!?!?!?!!!11111
That is just stupid, I couldn't even try to read something like that. I did read a fanfic once about Harry Potter & Company going back in time and saving Jesus and then Jesus fought vampires.

The Proper Title of that one- Fandom too Far: MCR meets HP

Coming to a Fanfic near you! As a free gift you will receive a Emo Wand.

I should write a fanfic about how CN goes to Hogwarts and redesigns their clothes and makeup. Then, s/h/it fights Voldemort over putting the Trout Pout lipstick on and wearing the MeatSlab Dress. Then they smustle.

[Grace]

It IS so ridiculously stupid. But it's so funny! It reeks of "tweleveness" and reminds me so much of those crappy cliche stories on the Exchange. The author even puts herself in (as a Mary-Sue "Chelsy Ng") and is Gerard Way's make-out interest. For some random reason Dumbledore makes them share a room for "safety", (Dumbledore is apparently a fan of MCR) Harry Potter is their band manager, and Chelsy cuts herself after her abusive uncle beats her up in Dumbledore's office.  :lol:  And much more. I'm cracking up just writing this down. I highly recommend it for anyone who is bored and/or wants to laugh their ass off. You don't even need to know anything about HP to read it!

Someone wrote a fanfic where HP went to save Jesus.  :shock:   Just...wow...it take many types of people to make up the world, I'm telling you.

Heheheh, CN can use her/his/?? drag-queen models to come onto the Death Eaters and make them ran away, scarred for life...

[joan_fontaine]

Heheheh, CN can use her/his/?? drag-queen models to come onto the Death Eaters and make them ran away, scarred for life...

Can't you just see them, though?  A long line of genderless, drag/tranny looking sims, shuffling like zombies under the weight of their eye-scarring Carla Niven outfits and badly animated Peggy hair...   *shudders*

[Grace]

Can't you just see them, though?  A long line of genderless, drag/tranny looking sims, shuffling like zombies under the weight of their eye-scarring Carla Niven outfits and badly animated Peggy hair...   *shudders*

Ugh...I don't want to even picture that... :shock:
There's a new Niven outfit out. (I would post a pic...but I can't figure out how to yet...><) I think's Cardrew's been improving. At least her breasts aren't showing.

[Tchannie]

The spork of possibly the most hilarious Harry Potter crossover ever: http://pottersues.livejournal.com/373089.html?page=1

Even my Catholic friends think it's hilarious.




That MCR/HP fic looks fun too. And it's breaking FF net's rules by involving real people...