Carla Niven must be destroyed!

[lemmiwinks]

How are they that squished but still jutting out oddly?

Extra starch?  :lol:

[Feverish]

sillicon and a padded push-up bra I suppose. I think her models wouldn't look  so ugly if she'd stop putting such bright make-up on them.

[BilgeRat]

I may be (read: AM) crazy, but I have a firm belief that the 'improvement' in Niven's technique was far too sudden.
Therefore, I also believe that some poor soul with a shred of potential talent has been brainwashed/blackmailed or otherwise coerced into making craptastic things for Niven.
Said victim could have given one condition, that the clothes be put on a different model. That would explain the sudden disappearance of that weird 'E' named model. Niven was far too attached to that creepy Sim to let go so easily. Whoever Niven got a hold of though, I fear for them. They were probably tortured, forced to watch a large number of Sims with those crazy blue eyes and BJ lips do that disjointed 'sexy walk' in Niven clothes around a lot decorated entirely in Buntah/FeeEssen.

I just scared myself...  :shock:

[mando]

They were probably tortured, forced to watch a large number of Sims with those crazy blue eyes and BJ lips do that disjointed 'sexy walk' in Niven clothes around a lot decorated entirely in Buntah/FeeEssen.

I just scared myself...  :shock:

I'm sure that this poor person before being forced into the position had received a number of bizarre prank phone calls and when they called the cops about it they were told to run as fast as they could because the calls "were coming from inside the house!". You might want to check your windows for the next few days.

Actually it might just be one Niven personality torturing a different Niven personality, at which point it's all still Carla. So congrats to her/him/it on moving up from horrendous to mediocre!

[EnfantsTerrible]

I subbed once to her, just to share this f... stuff, but she was just a b*tch, first I told her, that I am only paying her 7 dollars (price was 11 something), she said no, then I said: ok, then I won't sub. Later she wrote me an email that 7 dollars would be ok (haha,seems she doesnt have enough donators). Then she wrote: You will have access to all stuff.

I tried to dl the xmas bikini stuff and I couldn't, she wanted extra 2 dollars for that shit. I asked her what's up, I thought I had access to "ALL" stuff? Her reply?: Well, sorry, but the xmas stuff is extra to pay because it took long to create it.

never again!

[Feverish]

I subbed once to her, just to share this f... stuff,

It's ok. You can admit it was for you. No need to do the "I have a friend" thing.

[Justmerandom]

Heh seems I remeber when SeraSims site was still up her FAQ said do not use recolors of my meshes as donation, and here Carla is with rrecolors. Not that it matter just point it out :lol: And since when is looking like a stained glass window or mosaic stylish? I think I am going blind, he sharpens his images too much to try to make his shitty clothes look better

[liegenschonheit]

It's okay though, because most of Sera's meshes were slightly altered Simchic meshes. The cycle goes round and round...

[Justmerandom]

LOL :lol: where the originality? If anyone DID sub and shared here, they would get caught because they are the only on who subbed to Crla Niven :lol:  :roll:

[Lorelei]

Heh.

Well, there's always poor Charlie in her slabs o' meat formal dress.

That was done for the lulz, of course.

[Lilith]

I could see how Carla could almost fool a gullible downloader at first glance with all the glitter and glitz and flashy photoshop editing.  Well fool them until they saw the paypal button and Carla's outrageous prices.

[Hecubus]

Heh.

Well, there's always poor Charlie in her slabs o' meat formal dress.

That was done for the lulz, of course.

You know I had to send that poor sim off to the Betty Ford Clinic....she'll never be the same. Even now she can't look at meat, cranberry sauce, or blood without stripping off all her clothes, slathering her body with mayonnaise, and running through the streets screaming like a banshee.

Poor insane sim.

[pixelated]

Heh.

Well, there's always poor Charlie in her slabs o' meat formal dress.

That was done for the lulz, of course.

You know I had to send that poor sim off to the Betty Ford Clinic....she'll never be the same. Even now she can't look at meat, cranberry sauce, or blood without stripping off all her clothes, slathering her body with mayonnaise, and running through the streets screaming like a banshee.

Poor insane sim.

I feel for her.

Is there any way I could donate some money so that she can feed her chilluns? She must be unable to work, and I really feel it's my responsibility to to provide an income for her family. Bless.

[Sweetiepie]

She/he's updated again

http://www.carlaniven.com/page%202.htm

Psychedelic baby yeah!

Or not!

I think you can see the models knickers in the first pic!

[MizzKitty]

She/he's updated again

http://www.carlaniven.com/page%202.htm

Psychedelic baby yeah!

Or not!

I think you can see the models knickers in the first pic!

 :shock:

Carla Niven is BACK! That model is hideous. First thing I noticed and recoiled at was her face and that takes SOME doing over that dress.

Honestly, I think it take oodles of talent to suck THAT bad!  :lol:

Also, whatever made that effect - sharpen or contrast or whatnot (I'm not a creator, so I don't know) - someone PLEASE take that button away from her.