Carla Niven must be destroyed!

[Amazone]

I don't know if it's just me, but how has this topic stayed around for so long? Also, 90 pages? You're all a bunch of stalkers.

Probably because this is a forum against paysites. One do not need
a very high IQ to understand that, or do you??

over to topic: This was sad reading really. I had no clue about Carla Niven before i saw the topic here, i know about a guy, maybe a female who have a model called Eliana - in some contests on sims2community.com

His nick is (((PANdRitO))) I think that the mainmodel for this year is made by that person. I don't find she that much badlooking, not more pretty than other or not more weird. Poor person. *sigh*

[Bigtruckgirl]

OK, I have not read all 80+ pages of this, but I did go to the first page and clicked on the link and I really, really need to ask. On the "model" in the left menu area (ya know the one that kinda looks like a guy in drag. AND not even good drag. I've seen much better in real life. LOL) WHAT in the HELL is around her neck? It looks like a Boa Constrictor with no head.  :shock:


AND on his/her/he/she/it "face of Carla Niven 2007" model, why are the eyes so blatantly fake looking. Surely he/she can't think that is attractive with the skin tone and facial features.

[Amazone]

okay, look here:
http://forums.sims2community.com/showpost.php?p=838952&postcount=82

Is (((PANdRitO))) Carla Niven??? In the thread he/she says the model
is the mainmodel for the Niven 2007 this is damm confusing.

No matter what, if one like the model or not, that site must be destroyed! It is a damm paysite. I think some of us have to get all the stuff over to the booty and spread the word.

[Tchannie]

Amazone: Yes, we know. ^^ Hence the "drito" in the really long name up there.

Becky: lol well I have read all 90+ pages and you don't know what you're missing! But yeah, closely Eliana is ugly. But far away she looked alright. That's why loads of us voted for her. ^^

[Bigtruckgirl]

Becky: lol well I have read all 90+ pages and you don't know what you're missing! But yeah, closely Eliana is ugly. But far away she looked alright. That's why loads of us voted for her. ^^

Maybe I need to read all the pages. LOL

Really though the model "herself" is not bad per say, but her eyes just throw me off. With the name given she is meant to be Hispanic, maybe even Brazilian, her eyes being that fake, bright, notevenrealisticlly blue just draws attention to that and nothing else. I'd expect a beautiful caramel brown eye, or amber eye color, maybe even a light green or gray.

HUM maybe that was "Carla's" plan. draw attention to the eyes and no one will notice I make crappy outfits!  :lol:

[Tchannie]

lol even Pandrito didn't make them that scary colour...

And you should. *nods* You miss out on all the fun otherwise and the skullfucking stories and the Worst Fanfic In The World and Carla's self-obsessive posts. ^^ Very fun.

[Amazone]

HUM maybe that was "Carla's" plan. draw attention to the eyes and no one will notice I make crappy outfits!  :lol:

LOL! Damm, hmm, i would love to show off some of my models, but
i think i have to be more careful and anonym on this forum. Or do i have too be that, can a paysite close my account if they find out i am feeding the booty? Of course they can, have any of you any experiecene with that?

[PutanginaMo]

Im shocked after loading the frontpage of Carla site!

WTF! I thought i was in a holloween theme!


that "eliana" was a monster!

POKE MY EYES!

[Captain_kirst]

:shock: This sim (Rosaline) looks very Carlarific
http://z12.invisionfree.com/simscontest/index.php?showtopic=3958&st=0&#entry2743149 :cry: maybe its just the boobs

[Granuaile]

The boobs, the extra-sharp cheekbones and the zombie eyes.  I don't know what gave me the worst mental images, the model or OHJ's exploits.  :shock:

Wow! The first entry!
And she is so beauifull ^^

Thanks <3

I think that Ike needs to lay off the crack for awhile, it's impairing his judgment.  :?

Do you think this person is Cardrew or a huge fan of his work?

[Modo]

:shock: This sim (Rosaline) looks very Carlarific
http://z12.invisionfree.com/simscontest/index.php?showtopic=3958&st=0&#entry2743149 :cry: maybe its just the boobs

The jumper looks like that texture wallpaper you can get, however when I see it I tend to be stripping it off the wall NEVER applying it.

[Bigtruckgirl]

I just wanted to add. I've gotten to page 23 and these two quotes had me laughing my ass off.  :lol:

I think Carla Niven thinks we are all jealous of his weave.

I finally watched that fashion show.

I am convinced that, in the event Satan were to shove your head into his rectum, that is what you'd see.

Just thought I'd share. Now back to reading and I shall edit with more I am sure.  :lol:

[Tchannie]

Oh yeah, the old jealous-of-Carl's-weave joke...why do we not use it so much any more...

[Rae Kira]

Oh yeah, the old jealous-of-Carl's-weave joke...why do we not use it so much any more...

Because we got too jealous and had to stop. xD

[Bigtruckgirl]

Well, I finished all 91 pages. I laughed, I cried (because I laugh so much) and then I decided that I need to have my contacts removed from my eyes because they are permanently burnt to my corneas now (I really should not have looked at the "creations" of Carla.

Just a couple more things to add...

Pgs 23-26 There are just no words I could think of and then Pescado to the rescue...

Ahem. Let's talk about something wholesome instead, like, say, skullfucking.

I do not know WHY this struck me as funny, but it did.



Three words (Ok, two word and an acronym. LOL)... Hecubus' dress OMFG!