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« Reply #795 on: 2007 January 04, 17:52:13 »
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It's the shading on the skintone itself, makes them look like to hard softballs stuck up under her skin.  Looks quite painfull.  
I dont' mind big boobs on my sims, I have big boobs so I'm use to seeing them, what I do mind is the high artificial look of those.
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« Reply #796 on: 2007 January 04, 18:22:14 »
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Maybe they're meant to be fake?  The old type that really did look and feel like cricket balls.
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« Reply #797 on: 2007 January 04, 18:41:43 »
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I have big boobs too - but they do look so painful (as do all breast implants to me - particularly the badly done one like those).  

And if they're meant to be fake? :? Why?
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« Reply #798 on: 2007 January 04, 19:21:48 »
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Perfectly spherical boobs are scary. But not as scary as the "breasts" in DOA2: Extreme Beach Volleyball: http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20061025

The only part of that comic that is exaggerated is the last panel. It's like there are jello aliens living in the characters' chests.
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« Reply #799 on: 2007 January 04, 19:31:30 »
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In defense, those boobs are supposed to look like they're being held up in a pushup bra.  And also ginormously large.
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« Reply #800 on: 2007 January 04, 19:35:17 »
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Problem is, the only thing that's holding them up there is curved tin foil  :lol:  Not much support there, but they retain their perfect round shape nonetheless! Carla has such an eye for realism Wink
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« Reply #801 on: 2007 January 04, 19:52:27 »
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After following this thread for a while and dying with laughter every time, I have decided to comment.


I fear immensely for "its" sanity. Has Carla Niven been introduced to a proper design program yet? Can someone on here introduce it to one? It needs help. Oh yeah, do we have any colour tutorials it might like to use?

Those trousers are not right. The crotch!! The crotch! Oh my eyes, they burn.

And what possessed you, honey, to think that little flappy tinfoil duck wings could cover those netball monstrosities? That dress'll fall off soon...maybe she has lingerie tape? That'll explain why she manages to stay in that dress and why those trousers don't fall off her arse...


(I'm sticking to the term "it" because I can't work out if Carla Niven is male or female. I think it's neither. Maybe it's an alien with a bad dress sense? Or a robot that's polluting our brains with its awful taste in designs! Yeah, that'll be it...)
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« Reply #802 on: 2007 January 04, 23:57:28 »
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What you have to understand -Tchân de Bouley, my friend - is that this thing called Carla Niven lives in a little worls of it's own. A world where everyone who wishes to be a famous designer becomes a famous designer. A world where you marry and divorce rockstars named Wolf. A world where rockstar's daughter gets car - and someone even cares!

It's probably not very healthy to live in a world like that, no, but sometimes you don't have a choice... :wink:  :lol:
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« Reply #803 on: 2007 January 05, 00:03:34 »
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Well, I live in a world where best friends get cars for their 17th birthdays (Pescado, you can't drive when you're 12. If you could, I'd have said "for their 12th birthdays." ^^^^^^) while I don't. I can understand why it'd want to live in a fantasy world. Sometimes the real world sucks.
However, I don't understand why anyone would want to marry a rockstar named "Wolf".  :roll:

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« Reply #804 on: 2007 January 05, 00:07:04 »
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The big question is - why would Wolf - or anyone - marry Carla Niven? What if she would decide to design the gowns herself?  :shock:
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« Reply #805 on: 2007 January 05, 00:50:06 »
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Maybe they're meant to be fake?  The old type that really did look and feel like cricket balls.


*wonders what cricket balls feel like....*
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« Reply #806 on: 2007 January 05, 00:54:09 »
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*wonders what cricket balls feel like....*
 I dunno but wouldn't you need a microscope to find a crickets balls?  :lol:  
Ok, bad joke, I assume that cricket balls would feel like wood.
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« Reply #807 on: 2007 January 05, 01:13:58 »
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*wonders what cricket balls feel like....*
 I dunno but wouldn't you need a microscope to find a crickets balls?


ok, that actually made me laugh... out loud. (O.o)

Oh yeah, when do we get to hear the gossip, BlueSoup?? Cheesy
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« Reply #808 on: 2007 January 05, 11:10:20 »
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Yeah BLUUUEEEE!!!!

It made me laugh too. Cheesy However, her boobs look more like netballs to me.

Good point...why WOULD anyone want to marry Carla Niven? And I pray nobody would let it at material IRL. Imagine a Real Life Carla Niven Design Label!!!!! AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #809 on: 2007 January 05, 13:32:01 »
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A whole wardrobe of pants that fall off your but, clothes made out of garbage bags and tinfoil.  Who wouldn't want to wear it  :lol:
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