Openhousejack

[lemmiwinks]

I need eye bleach  

Eye bleach is not good enough. Eye molecular acid would not be enough. This thread makes Retardo Land look like a church social. Diving on one of Pescado's very efficient land mines may not be enough to cure the evil that has infected those of us unfortunate enough to have read it.

[Solowren]

I need eye bleach  

Eye bleach is not good enough. Eye molecular acid would not be enough. This thread makes Retardo Land look like a church social. Diving on one of Pescado's very efficient land mines may not be enough to cure the evil that has infected those of us unfortunate enough to have read it.

Might I suggest transforming one's brain into a BFBVFS?

[lemmiwinks]

This could happen spontaneously. Then we could whine about it not being our fault for reading it, sue for millions, settle for free booty.

Edit: Because bumping is bad.

Openhousejack on MTS2. 631,248 Downloads, 17,010 Thanks.
These are frightening statistics.

[jesserocket]

I remain largely unfazed by what has gone on here...I like to blame being 'undereducated'.

[Angelique]

Wow. What a loser.

 :lol:

lol@paying for porn.

[jesserocket]

Jack's a GIVER.

[Aquamarine]

I remain largely unfazed by what has gone on here...I like to blame being 'undereducated'.

This. I am occasionally disturbed by some of the things posted if I happen to be browsing this place early in the morning, but once I've had my caffeine, I'm good.

[calalily]

I am so amazed that Openhouse Jack gets so little - I had a very good looking gay friend who occassionally got paid (and not by fat gross guys - but by gorgeous guys) and he got $120 about 15 years ago for the pleasure of getting his dick sucked.  I mean really - he should get far better prices.

To add to the weird fetish talk - docking and I read about a guy that could only cum while licking the girl in question's eyeballs.

[Caedre]

I am so amazed that Openhouse Jack gets so little - I had a very good looking gay friend who occassionally got paid (and not by fat gross guys - but by gorgeous guys) and he got $120 about 15 years ago for the pleasure of getting his dick sucked.  I mean really - he should get far better prices.

To add to the weird fetish talk - docking and I read about a guy that could only cum while licking the girl in question's eyeballs.

Poor guy, I would never let someone lick my eyeballs  :lol:

[Plum]

People are just weird.  One of my friends does webcam shows and she got paid $300 to lay on her bed in front of her camera hogtied with a glass of water balanced on her back for thirty minutes.  Someone else offered her $3000 to let him watch her shave her head.

So Jack really needs a better client base.

[lemmiwinks]

People are just weird.  One of my friends does webcam shows and she got paid $300 to lay on her bed in front of her camera hogtied with a glass of water balanced on her back for thirty minutes.  Someone else offered her $3000 to let him watch her shave her head.

So Jack really needs a better client base.

Or offer a better product line.

[jesserocket]

Invest in more marketable skills...like maybe getting a nice wide hole drilled through his skull...

[neriana]

It always comes back to the skullfucking, doesn't it?

[jesserocket]

As in life, my dear, as in life.

[lemmiwinks]

Correct me if I am wrong, but "skullfucking" used to just be slang for "getting head", and some ignoramuses didn't get the joke. The "shock" value of that crap is what they get their jollies on.