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« Reply #255 on: 2006 November 16, 03:21:58 »
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Disney's own idea for Pocahontas was to make her small child, oh John Smith you bad bad man...


Pocahantas was 11 when the events John Smith made up supposedly took place. And none of it happened. He was well-known for being a con artist, and she was EXTREMELY ticked off about the whole thing. Basically, she came to England with her husband, and was a social sensation, and Smith ran around going, "I banged her first!" Yeah, he was a lying prick.


Really?!?  Hell.  Learn something new every day.
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« Reply #256 on: 2006 November 16, 04:08:46 »
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Skimming through all of the post's and omg there is some twisted crap in here,

OpenhouseJack you are a sick man, a very VERY sick man, you really should get some help, is he for real? or is all of that a fathomed up story?

then the disney crap and the bottle just make me want to stab my eyes out just for taking a peek into what you were talking about..

I think this whole thread should be set on fire and buried for all time. Ack!
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« Reply #257 on: 2006 November 16, 04:24:50 »
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« Reply #258 on: 2006 November 16, 14:26:17 »
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Quote from: "avic"
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Disney's own idea for Pocahontas was to make her small child, oh John Smith you bad bad man...


Pocahantas was 11 when the events John Smith made up supposedly took place. And none of it happened. He was well-known for being a con artist, and she was EXTREMELY ticked off about the whole thing. Basically, she came to England with her husband, and was a social sensation, and Smith ran around going, "I banged her first!" Yeah, he was a lying prick.


Really?!?  Hell.  Learn something new every day.


She died not far from where I live, you know. Cheesy
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« Reply #259 on: 2006 November 16, 14:43:10 »
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Ok, I'm lost.
How did the topic went on Pocahontas?  :shock:

Btw, I remember I read somewhere that the real Pocahontas was bald. Just givin my 2 cents, eh.. :lol:
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« Reply #260 on: 2006 November 16, 15:02:51 »
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Pocahontas was reached thus:

Eww, scary man charging for Sims stuff so he could buy used jockstrap> Fetishes > Incest > Incest and pedophilia in fanfic > Fanfic eww, especially Kingdom Hearts (detour for eww pedophilia and beastility)> Kingdom Hearts MANSEX > Disney not being as pure as one would think > Pocahontas.

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« Reply #261 on: 2006 November 16, 15:14:10 »
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Pocahontas was reached thus:

Eww, scary man charging for Sims stuff so he could buy used jockstrap> Fetishes > Incest > Incest and pedophilia in fanfic > Fanfic eww, especially Kingdom Hearts (detour for eww pedophilia and beastility)> Kingdom Hearts > Disney not being as pure as one would think > Pocahontas.

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you forgot MANSEX
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« Reply #262 on: 2006 November 16, 16:04:33 »
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I did forget MANSEX...Sad

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« Reply #263 on: 2006 November 16, 22:41:34 »
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I did forget MANSEX...Sad

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Haha, how do you miss something in all caps?  :wink:
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« Reply #264 on: 2006 November 17, 00:11:54 »
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I was using my brain-memory to compile the list, it has an aversion to all caps, some sort of protection mechanism from shouting and trolls... :oops:
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« Reply #265 on: 2006 November 17, 02:48:58 »
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Seems that way, but that whole pack of lions seemed to just pop up out of nowhere for the sequel, so it's kind of hard to tell. Going on appearance alone, I'd guess yes.


I've never seen The Lion King 2 but I heard Kovou's mom was Scar's mate. Scar was Mufasa's brother, Mufasa was Simba's father, Simba is Kiara's father. Oh those silly lions.

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What, you didn't get the memo? Anything with BEWBS is a tool of Satan used to break up the "canon" slash couples.  Meh. *waves tiny Sora/Kairi flag*


*waves tiny Larxene/Marluxia and Larxene/Axel and Larxene/Vexen flags*  :?

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Then again, I'm pretty sick of romance-fics in general. Where's the action/adventure? Beating things up with a giant key > sappy teen romance.


Died the minute KH2 came out and the mindless fangirls latched onto Axel/Roxas, proclaimed it canon and went about inventing holidays to celebrate their twue wub.

And this is why when I decided to write the novel I've been kicking around for a year, I stripped it of all it's KH stuff and made it original fiction rather than deal with a fandom that supports and defends pedophilia as long as it's yaoi.
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« Reply #266 on: 2006 November 17, 04:26:54 »
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Quick question.

I am so totally removed from the whole manga/anime/fangirl/prettyboyswithmakeup/whatever thing. It is pretty much a culture shock for me. I don't get it and I don't understand it. But that is neither here nor there.

Can someone translate "yaoi" for me? Is there a literal translation or is it more of a concept?
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« Reply #267 on: 2006 November 17, 04:46:06 »
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Oh, and somewhat off-topic (if there IS such a thing for this thread :lol:) if someone's looking for a good set of romance novels, I'd highly recommend the Dark Hunter series by Sherrilyn Kenyon.  Paranormal, though, alas, no pedophilia.  Anywho - exerpts to be had at http://www.dark-hunter.com.  

And I, too, would like a translation for yaoi.  That one flew right by me.  Though to be fair, I haven't watched anime since the days of Vampire Hunter Dee, Devil Hunter Yoko and Wicked City.
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« Reply #268 on: 2006 November 17, 04:50:44 »
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Yaoi = male/male relationships
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« Reply #269 on: 2006 November 17, 04:50:59 »
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Wikipedia can answer most "What is.." questions
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaoi
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