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[Plum]

...I hate you people.

[yamikuronue]

...I hate you people.

says the guy with the yaoi avatar

[liegenschonheit]

I move that we remove yamikuronue's ability to post links. For the collective sanity of all members.

Just eww. No, let me try again. EWW. Rugrats pron is worse than pony pron. I admit, I wrote a slashy yaoi lemon once, but I cannot even begin to fathom this shit.

[Ensign EO]

I think at some point ALL of us have written some strange pr0ny stuff, but I never have the guts to post such a self-indulgent thing on the Internet.

[MMEStalker]

I think at some point ALL of us have written some strange pr0ny stuff, but I never have the guts to post such a self-indulgent thing on the Internet.

I certainly have, though not as strange as the stuff mentioned above. I would never post it on the internet though, since I don't think it's good enough for public consumption and I have a terrible fear that one of my mates would read it and realise that I wrote it and I'd have to run away and live as a hermit. This probably wouldn't happen, but I do write in some pretty small fandoms that I know my friends occasionally dip into. It's not worth the risk of them taking the piss out of me forever. Though it might make them move on from laughing at the time I was sick in my friend's shoe.

[liegenschonheit]

I posted mine on Fanfiction.net. I got insane amounts of fangirl attention too, for writing a story that didn't completely center around yaoi sex, but didn't fail to include it either. It was actually kind of fun ^_^

[Plum]

...I hate you people.

says the guy with the yaoi avatar

What kind of guy names himself after a piece of fruit?  Well, except... you know.  I do like my yaoi though.

[Solowren]

Oh god....

The shit people come up with these days. xD

[lemmiwinks]

Brain bleach is not enough. A lobotomy is not out of the question.
MY LITTLE PONY?
Rule 34 seems inviolate.

[Yaardarm Monkey]

...I hate you people.

Love the avatar Plum; it makes me laugh and throw pieces of fruit in hysterics every time I see it  

[Plum]

...I hate you people.

Love the avatar Plum; it makes me laugh and throw pieces of fruit in hysterics every time I see it  

What a coincidence, your avatar makes me screech and throw feces.

And, yes, that's supposed to be a compliment.  :}

[Yaardarm Monkey]

first its the fruit throwing then the feces flinging...
its a monkeys life for me
yo ho ho

 

[lemmiwinks]

Eye bleach is old news!
Brain bleach is right out!
Introducing the New, Chok full O' Goodness, WEBSITE BLEACH!
Just pour it over your monitor when it shows something that offends you.
If that doesn't work, drink it.

[spookymuffin]

Oh dear....those are probably the weirdest stories I have ever read, I cant believe people actually get off on that stuff, my brain hurts...

[Enelar]

Yeah the Axel x Roxas fanidiots. 13 interesting characters with pasts just crying to be written and interesting personalities and they go "lulz axel iz ghey 4 roxas" *head-meet-desk* Okay so we've all written porn, porn is fine, whatever. But when the porn becomes the whole damn fandom? NO.. especially when it's a Disney fandom, wtf fangirls? These girls will tear you a new hole if you even suggest their pedo-lovers are straight, even as a joke.

And you guys thought paysite owners sucked =p