Openhousejack

[BlueSoup]

I don't know about the US either, but for argument's sake, I'm gonna assume it's relatively similar.

He lives in Seattle, which is actually the closest major city in the US to where I live in Canada.

Here, the jobs are so abundant right now - McDonald's is offering a $700 signing bonus for you to work for them.  Our unemployment rate has never been lower, and I can guarantee you that it's easier to find work with a green card in the US than it is to get work with a permit here.  

There is no excuse for him to be jobless and trying to make a living off of other people's meshes with only a paint program to help him.  For that matter, there are so many jobs you can get online, without ever having to leave your house.  He doesn't need to be prostituting himself for underwear (just don't wear any ), he needs to get his lazy ass off the chair.

[torque]

I see nothing wrong in prostitution. I would definitely sell my virginity for a pair of True Religion's jeans.

You're kidding, right?  :?



I'd rather kill myself than sell my body. Especially to a gross fat man for a cologne and undies.  :x
This guy is...sad. I mean, I have no life, too, but...
I feel really sorry for him. But not enough sorry to donate to him, cause he's a sicko.

[simplystella]

Our unemployment rate has never been lower, and I can guarantee you that it's easier to find work with a green card in the US than it is to get work with a permit here.

Mh, I'm now considering to apply for the Green Card Lottery :lol:
Btw, out of curiosity, does American/Canadian McDonalds hire ignorant employees? XD
When I tried to apply for a job at a local McDonald, I was officially rejected 'cos I don't have an highschool diploma. I mean, seriously. Do you really need a diploma to serve french fries? LoL  :lol: (eh.. personal outburst.)

He doesn't need to be prostituting himself for underwear (just don't wear any )

Ew, please, no. The image of OpenHouseJack with no underwear is frightening.

You're kidding, right?  :?

No way. True Religion's jeans are worth it, believe me.



Yeah, I was just kidding. I admit I have a weird sense of humor.

[torque]

Ahh, I'm dumb. Of course you were, that's why you underlined definitely.  

[LovelyLies]

...*just refuses to comment on his myspace blogs*

The not being a us citizen and living in here not allowed to work doesnt add up.  *is half tempted to locate all the legal crap about it and send it to him*

And Stella, yes uneducated people are allowed to work at McDonalds here.  In fact in MD the GED test gives you a diploma so that does solve a lot of problems.

[Ensign EO]

No way. True Religion's jeans are worth it, believe me.

It's okay, Stella, I believe you.

I don't know whether to believe OpenLegs or not.  On one hand, a lot of people are liars on the Internet.  On the other, people are unnecessarily open on Myspace.  I think, though, the general consensus is that what he has posted and the mental images that follow are disgusting and make you want to take a shower.

Or maybe that's just me.

[BlueSoup]

Stella - I would have no idea actually, I've never worked for McDonald's.  They have lots of people currently in school, so that's weird.

I do know that I don't have a high-school diploma and I have a full-time job and make quite a lot considering.

[coliss]

Some people are not too fast for catching sarcasm. XD

You know the McDo thing... one of my maths teachers used to say that he knew another teacher who would attach a job application form for McDonald with their maths test when the students failed. :lol:

[ScurvyLass]

Some people are not too fast for catching sarcasm. XD

You know the McDo thing... one of my maths teachers used to say that he knew another teacher who would attach a job application form for McDonald with their maths test when the students failed. :lol:

That's sooooo mean....I love it!

[Marhis]

Simplystella, cheer up: I know for sure that even with a high-school diploma or a degree it's very, very hard to find a job here in Italy. Definitely NOT a steady one, ever. :/

[Motoki]

In Sicily where my father came from you either know someone, wait for a relative to die so you can get their job, or Las Cosa Nostra.  

I guess that's why he came here to America.

Anyway, Openhousejack is in the US. Jobs aren't that scarce here so he doesn't have that excuse.

[albo]

I just have to comment on this:

I want a barebacking DVD or video, but the only place I can think of that is cheap to buy at is at catalogx.com, but I don’t have a credit card, and hell no I’m not going to ask my mom. Anyways, I rather save my money for school than buying porn. But, damn, I wish I could see one live, but at least a DVD or video is close enough.

Who the hell buys porn?
Hello?!  He's blogging, so he obviously has a computer and an internet connection!
Come on, eveyone, sing along:
The internet is for porn!
The internet is for porn!
Grab your dick and double click
For porn, porn, porn!

[Sherry]

Who the hell buys porn?
Hello?!  He's blogging, so he obviously has a computer and an internet connection!
Come on, eveyone, sing along:
The internet is for porn!
The internet is for porn!
Grab your dick and double click
For porn, porn, porn!

LOL well we already established he is not the wisest of fellows out there.

[Noodle]

There is no excuse for him to be jobless and trying to make a living off of other people's meshes with only a paint program to help him.  For that matter, there are so many jobs you can get online, without ever having to leave your house.  He doesn't need to be prostituting himself for underwear (just don't wear any ), he needs to get his lazy ass off the chair.

He is plain and simply a lazy ass and he does not want to work. He spends so much time on the computer but he doesn't even bother trying to learn anything. Illegal workers are everywhere in the USA! I go to the local Home Depot and pick up a few day laborers anytime I need any extra help.
With dirty jock straps being worth so much he should start selling them. I have a friend that sold her breastmilk (one ounce $50!) :shock:  and used panties online to the guys (and gals?) that have some fetish about that stuff. She made enough to stay home with her baby, it kept her off welfare and she was able to pay the rent and get everything else she needed.  
Then again, he may be a retard.

[jesserocket]

Who the hell buys porn?
Hello?!  He's blogging, so he obviously has a computer and an internet connection!
Come on, eveyone, sing along:
The internet is for porn!
The internet is for porn!
Grab your dick and double click
For porn, porn, porn!

LOL well we already established he is not the wisest of fellows out there.

I was about to suggest that maybe the type of porn he likes isn't available online. Then I realised how interminably stupid I am, and also, Rule 34, If it exists, there's porn of it. It astounds me how few exceptions to this rule there actually are...

And Noodle, wow, I am SO gonna get pregnant again so I can do that!!