ScooterBabe
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Take that, Jack Sparrow!
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That's just hideous!
Okay, I had to Google Carla Niven in order to find out who y'all were talking about. What a moron drama queen...
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Empress Paden's reaction to T$R: "I'll use my free will to spit in their eye and tell them to go take a flying fornication at a rapidly turning breakfast pastry before ever they see a dime outta me."
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rum nate
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I think the dress is made of fondant.
It sure looks that way. And I wonder too what that hair looks like from the back, and what the rest of the dress looks like. |
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I would not trust them with a fox, I would not trust them with a fox, I would not trust them here or there, I would not trust them anywhere. I do not like that mental scar, I would not trust that TSR... |
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Moune
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The rest of the dress looks like this.  I imagine if you saw it in a close-up non-photoshopped picture it would look more craptastic. But in any case it isn't as funny as this:  |
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* Formerly known as Peachfish * Got a hungry sim that needs a nice place to have dinner? HERE is a new dining room for you. |
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rum nate
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That second picture. Wow, just wow. And scary.
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I would not trust them with a fox, I would not trust them with a fox, I would not trust them here or there, I would not trust them anywhere. I do not like that mental scar, I would not trust that TSR... |
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kazoona
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*snip: seriously scary wannabe hooker*
Oh.My.God. This is scary - not only because of the ... thing itself. This is a picture I would have weeded out as a site owner - immediately. Teh stupid, it hurts. |
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Dr House
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My pills, let me show you them.
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The paysites stupidity never cease to amaze me. These cheeks holes are not even sexy, they're just STUPID!  |
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I'm a female, so what?! Duh! Anyway why are you reading this? Go away! Shoo! Oh and here are my pills.
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demetersquared
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Hah. It looks like that glitch that happens when you get to close to a sim and half their face disappears.
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ScooterBabe
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Take that, Jack Sparrow!
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LOL! That picture failure is pretty funny.
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Empress Paden's reaction to T$R: "I'll use my free will to spit in their eye and tell them to go take a flying fornication at a rapidly turning breakfast pastry before ever they see a dime outta me."
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CatOfWar
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Are those peekaboo shorts a fail mesh or a smutty texture? Either way, what the hell? That doesn't exist in real life, does it? Too smutty for everyday, not smutty enough for Carnival, so what are they for?
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rum nate
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That doesn't exist in real life, does it? I would hope not, but more than likely you can find some like that somewhere in the world. |
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Qing
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That looks extremely ridiculous and uncomfortable. Is that a glitch or how the clothes actually come?
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JESUS CHRIST IT'S T$R! GET IN THE CAR!
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captaincaliena
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I think the dress is made of fondant.
Ha! It's funny cause it's true! I was gonna go with Bond-O (the stuff they use to cover rust holes on cars) but I think Fondant is much closer. Why do I feel another "Your Ugliest Paysite Item" thread coming on? |
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Why should I pay for anything I can get for free? Anyone on Facebook? Add Me! |
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demetersquared
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I think I can see bump-mapped ridges along the butt circles. I think they're fah real.
lol.
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dstar
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The Best Things in Life Are Free
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I think I need eyebleach a whole bucketful - I also thing that EA got their idea for the TS3 women's dreads from Ama
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dusdeedawn
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Baldercrap.
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That's just hideous!
Okay, I had to Google Carla Niven in order to find out who y'all were talking about. What a moron drama queen...
'Tis in the FAQ: [Click links at your own expense] Why do we hate Carla Niven so much that we have a 100+ page thread devoted to this one site? Easy. Carla Niven (CN) has some of the most craptastic clothing for sale. The owner, who we call Cardrew because of as-yet-undefined gender (and odd pseudonyms) is part of a subset in the community who take roleplaying to a whole new level. “Carla Niven” is not a human being but a Sim, who owns this boutique and modeling agency. To us, the models look more like drag queens. The most famous of CN’s creations is the Meatslab Dress, shown in all its Sim-abusing glory. Truthfully, GameIsland has more of a SimsConnection quality - laughably hideous, but still not as claw-your-eyes-out ugly as Carla Niven. Of course, that's no excuse. They must be destroyed. |
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Shits and giggles? It looks like shit and we giggle. - Paden
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