TSR: IN UR COMPUTER, VIRUSIN' UR FILES!

[simsrocks]

What I want to know is why they need money to make a tool that the free community could do for nothing. If they need programmers to work on their tool, it shows that they're obviously unable to do it themselves without messing it up.

[CatOfWar]

The programmers are Johan (brother of Thoma$$ and $teve) and micke, a TSR employee.  I too was under the impression that they hired outside contractors, but no, it's their own guys.  They surely don't need donations to pay themselves.

[Paden]

Who knows what happens to a mind warped with greed? We can see some of the results, they turn to mush. They want the community to pay them in the form of free will donations for the free tool they're supposedly making? How is it a free tool, then? I'll use my free will to spit in their eye and tell them to go take a flying fornication at a rapidly turning breakfast pastry before ever they see a dime outta me.

[Witchboy]

I'll use my free will to spit in their eye and tell them to go take a flying fornication at a rapidly turning breakfast pastry before ever they see a dime outta me.

ROFLMAO! Now i have that visual stuck my head!

[CatOfWar]

Paden, your creativity when cursing astounds me.
*takes notes*

[ScooterBabe]

Who knows what happens to a mind warped with greed? We can see some of the results, they turn to mush. They want the community to pay them in the form of free will donations for the free tool they're supposedly making? How is it a free tool, then? I'll use my free will to spit in their eye and tell them to go take a flying fornication at a rapidly turning breakfast pastry before ever they see a dime outta me.

Oh! I think I found my signature. May I use this, Paden...pweeese?

[Paden]

Sure, go for it. I was trying to use a statement that was rude but not glaringly vulgar, one that they'd have to think about for a moment until the meaning sank into their microscopic brains. Guess it worked!

[ScooterBabe]

And it worked extremely well. 

[autumnrose]

I'll use my free will to spit in their eye and tell them to go take a flying fornication at a rapidly turning breakfast pastry before ever they see a dime outta me.

Ok I got part of it, but excuse my Friday mush brain, what is the "rapidly turning breakfast pastry?"

[dstar]

Good if Paden can confuse us with that statement it should be easy to confuse Thomas and the other TSR execs.

[CatOfWar]

I suspect Paden alludes to the cruller and its rather vulgar usage in, er, vulgar situations.  Why it's spinning, I couldn't say.  Perhaps it is the intended target who is sitting and spinning, thus to them, the pastry would appear to spin?  I'm just guessing here.

[Paden]

Simple, you roll it down the hill and tell them to have at if they can aim that well to hit the middle.

[Vod Kaknockers]

You don't often hear the flying f..ornication at a rolling doughnut line these days.  Ah, memories.

[Pescado]

I find it funny that Paden has become less pottymouthed since being labelled, even though it is not a punishment and there is no rule saying to stop.

[Paden]

People change and evolve, Pescado. They never stay the same for the most part, you ought to know that. Besides, it takes something really shitty to make me fire up and that really hasn't happened lately.