Look! My hair is as good as Rose's...

[torque]

I can do the beard!!! And what's even better, I can do tripple beards.

Your sims will love this:



And this too:



Not bad for my day 1 of learning poser, eh?  :lol:

[purplebunny]

*giggles* That's better than the hair my husband does... and he's been using Poser for years! Hair eludes him (he hand-paints it...)

Though it does remind me of some of Rose's hair in game... LOL

[redisenchanted]

Ooh! Ooh! Please let me send money for this fabulous hair!

[Elyssa]

LOL speaking of, I had some hair on my new sims and they were in the shower, and it looked like they sprouted it right from their pits.  So freakin hilarious.  I can't remember if it was rose or peggy...I think peggy.  LOL!  Good job on your first day!

[torque]

Yay!!! My first customer!!! Because I'm so nice you'll get a special gift. I'll be back soon with the gift.

[torque]

Ok, there you go:

(Just a poser wolf. It's not been edited, so it's just a rip-off.)
Nice doing business with you.  

edit: it requires Pets EP, so if it doesn't work and doesn't look all cool, it's your computer's fault.

[Angelique]

OMG dats bootiful

let me fork over my money for your great hair!1!!!

[Plum]

AHHH!  It's painful to look at!

[torque]

AHHH!  It's painful to look at!

 :lol:

Angelique as a second customer you'll get a gift too.

edit:

Because I'm so nice you'll get this supaaaaar funky punky hairstyle. Thanks for giving me your cash!  

Your sims will be grateful.

[annawanna]

I will give you $9.95 a month for hair like the last one, but only if you have blinking text on your site  :lol:!

[torque]

*runs to set up a paysite with big flashy graphics and blinking text*

For that, annawanna you'll get TWO special gifts.

This little kitty here:

Requires PETS of course.

And this: I'm sure you'll love this.

[Angelique]

AHHH!  It's painful to look at!

 :lol:

Angelique as a second customer you'll get a gift too.

edit:

Because I'm so nice you'll get this supaaaaar funky punky hairstyle. Thanks for giving me your cash!  

Your sims will be grateful.

OMG!1!!! THANKS UR GIFT IS BOOTIFUL~~~!

[torque]

Oh and I forgot, no sharing with your friends! Don't retexture, or recolour or modify in any way or I'll sue you. I've already talked with my lawyers. So don't even try.  

[Angelique]

Oh and I forgot, no sharing with your friends! Don't retexture, or recolour or modify in any way or I'll sue you. I've already talked with my lawyers. So don't even try.  

yes ma'am

[insert sheep noises]

[Cory]

I just HAVE to have these!!!!  :mrgreen:  I'll pay anything! It's sooo shiny and beautiful! Why not really open a paysite, people will crowd and you'll be able to buy a new house for your dead aunt and her six cats.