Sim Smut

[SoggyFox]

I've hated paysites since sims 1.

[seriouscookie]

Of all the threads to delurk in, I choose this one.  Sigh.

I couldn't mod my way out of a paper bag, but I'm not too shabby at making models and sets.  The main reason I don't upload them normally is because I'm always afraid that I'm not going to credit/link properly and offend the creator, so if part of the point is to create additional butthurt for paycrap makers, then everything should be fine.  I'd be glad to create and upload some if someone could use them as a timesaver if they are going to make these, erm, provocative art films.  I have to admit that I think this is a hilarious way to prove a point.

[kenmtl]

Finally we get to dust off the ole funk n wobble ! Squeee!!

[jssimone]

It's not Sblade, but plain old Blade you're thinking about. Two different critters in all ways, shapes and forms.

*kicking myself*

That'll teach me for trying to reply when I'm busy at work. I cannot believe I made that mistake.

[Paden]

It happens, don't beat yourself in the head over it.

[elencha]

Okay, I've made my very first Sim pron, and it's official.... I = movie-making phail... I'm going to try again though.

[MamaKitty]

Ok, are we really going to try and go for high quality on the pron anyway?  Most of the pron I've seen out there, with the exception of about 1 maybe two percent, is bad:  tasteless, tacky, stupid, pointless stuff that makes me want to knock my head against the wall repeatedly.   Come to think of it TSR makes me feel about the same way.  Anyhow, I dont think we should really have to worry over much about it looking super spiffy or anything; should we?  Also, I can get the xxxsims stuff to run in my game, except for the dance podium.  I just have to remember to delete it all before I save, otherwise I have to move the sims out and then in again.  So I can get the S&M stuff to work.  I wont touch the teen stuff, but other than that I'm flexable. 

[novastar]

I can edit movies with effects and stuff, maybe a nice little red hue on some of the clips? 

[Vod Kaknockers]

Just curious... how do they explain people like me who disliked paysites before they even knew Pescado existed? I stumbled on TSR before I went to MTS2, and thought, "this is lame." Paying for mods is not the norm in the gaming communities I'm familiar with, and mods that take years to make are, so "waah I want money for my time and hard work" doesn't fly with me.

That's something I've always wondered about myself.  I didn't need this site or Pes to make me dislike them.  But they seem to think he's the pirate devil who led so many of the flock astray.

[elencha]

Not to worry Mamakitty... I got the teen stuff covered....

I raided the booty last night for that XXX Sims stuff, I haven't tried to make it work yet though. I hope I don't have problems I'm really looking forward to it.

Novastar, if  I send you the one I made, do you feel like trying to make it less crap with some editing? If you can't I entirely understand.

[Devilfish]

Ok, are we really going to try and go for high quality on the pron anyway?

God no. We're going for disgusting, tacky and all-round reprehensible. I definitely want a "Pets" section.  The site itself will be pretty low-quality as well, blinkies and yellow font and too many images splattered around. (I suck at coding anyway, so that works.) The idea is to have some movies and image galleries. Previews if you will, with some (fake) paypal buttons here and there that lead to a page explaining that this is a proof of concept site.

For those of you trying their hand at editing (I'll be trying that out as well), the cheaper, the better. Especially tacky music-wise. If you feel like ripping the audio from a real clip, be my guest. Oh, and I almost forgot, don't remove the censor blur! We wouldn't want to give away the fine goods for free, now would we?

As for the site itself, I'll start work on it soon enough. RL is keeping me busy at the moment.

[elencha]

Oh dang. You wanted to keep the censor blur? Oops...  And here I was making (or attempting to make) something that wold rival Caligiula...

I'm gonna have to dig out that no censor hack. Now what about the stills? You want no actual squishy bits in the stills as well? I'm racking my brain on the pets thing. I would so love to make that work. Yes, I know I'm twisted.

[kenmtl]

You're all more than welcome to use my contest guy if you want.

Rod Donovan

[elencha]

Awesomeness! He is just the sort of skanky I wanted! Thanks Kenmtl!

ETA: Link to my http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=1adc33c2d422c31b67cd7f7bd65f7eefe04e75f6e8ebb871 which admittedly sucks.

[Devilfish]

Oh dang. You wanted to keep the censor blur? Oops...  And here I was making (or attempting to make) something that wold rival Caligiula...

 

I kinda wanna see that. I'm having second thoughts about the blur...

You're all more than welcome to use my contest guy if you want.
Rod Donovan

Oh lordy, he's my worst nightmare simmerized. Brilliant. Thanks for that