Thanks everyone.
Nouk, you're right...Pescado could have been designed better, but limited-time/resources will do that.
I'd love some inspiration for an "instalment two". *hint-hint* Feel free, just try to keep the dry-heave-inducing mental-pictures to a minimum. My brain can only take so many nano-seconds of dwelling on images like "Thomass Gets Cornholed by Black-Pearl Butt-Beads", for example. *shudders violently*