I hope I'm not hijacking the thread... But the songs just keep on coming.
"Say you'll still pay" - TSR's version of
Say You'll Be ThereLast time that I took my butthurt meds
I decided they should be banned
But now the sh*t has hit the fan
Tell me will the hatemail ever end
And now the pirates have caught on to our game
And our money is going down the drain
This time we gotta stay alert
And prevent the news from reaching the sheep
There is no need to post the truth here
You will get banned anyway
I'm deleting everything
Oh the joy it brings
Is insane
And all that I want from you
Is to promise you will still pay
Oh say you'll still pay
I want your monies for me
If you put 0 and 0 together
You will see what our talent is worth
If you renew your subscription
We'll just keep your money and show you the door
There is no need to post the truth here
You will get banned anyway
I'm deleting everything
Oh the joy it brings
Is insane
And all that I want from you
Is to promise you will still pay
ETA: by the way, I love the Spice Girls, but their songs just seem to fit perfectly for this.
PMBD
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