Photoshop shopped!

[Pescado]

I now have this image of someone's crotch on fire.

[Paden]

You know what they say about warming a person for the rest of their life, Pes...

[Paleoanth]

Wasn't firecrotch Lindsay Lohan's nickname?

[neriana]

Yeah, but iirc the guy who gave it to her was the skeeziest skank imaginable. He also accused her of being "poor" because she only had 9 million dollars or something. Also, I believe that was recorded in a conversation he had with Paris Hilton, of all the useless, talentless, nasty, hideous wastes of water and minerals. I don't care for Lindsay Lohan, I just feel sorry for her, but at least she's done something at some point in her life to like, earn money in an honest fashion.