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« Reply #30 on: 2008 August 20, 20:59:37 »
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OMG, get the lawyer! We's goin' to court.  Roll Eyes

Give it up already, TSR. EA does not give a rats ass about your stuff being *stolen*. If the company who owns it doesn't care, what lawyer would? Oh, right, the made up intarwebz kind.  Lips sealed
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« Reply #31 on: 2008 August 20, 21:13:50 »
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Conversation between Atwat and Thom@$$:

A:  Come on baby, let me back into TSR.
T:  I can't, my hands are tied, and not in the good way!

Atwat grins and drools a little...
Thom@$$ turns a bit and grimaces...


A:  I'll do ANYTHING!
T:  Well...
A:  What??  Tell me!!!  Remember...ANYTHING!
T:  We need to to stop PMBD, I'm just not sure how!  Too many FA's and SA's are figuring out how we scam them and the sheeple. 
A:  I HATE PMBD, they always call me ATWAT, and I don't get it!
T:  It means A TWAT!!  How many times do we have to go over that?

Atwat tries to think hard, but only thinks of Thom@$$ hard...
Thom@$$ knows that look and starts to gag...

A:  What can I do to stop them?
T:  Hmm, not sure, but it needs to sound really official and threatening, to scare them away...
A:  I know!!!  I'll send a email to that Pescado guy telling him how I visited EA legal eagles, and that they have to stop what they are doing.  AND I won't sign it, because real legal emails don't have signatures.
T:  Be sure to mention how the EULA has not changed and make it sound all official.
A:  And then I can come back? 
T:  Sure, bitch baby, with all your fugly nice creations.

Atwat swoons and bats her eyelashes, hearts fart out of her ass...
Thom@$$ can't believe he had to do this...DAMN you Steve!!


edited cuz I lost a t somewhere along the way.
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« Reply #32 on: 2008 August 20, 21:15:44 »
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ROFL @ cookiepirate  Grin
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« Reply #33 on: 2008 August 20, 21:49:02 »
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Until they learn to read legal documents out of something other than their ass, I'm not going to bother with worrying. Much of their content is offensive, borderline child porn and badly done. So, they can fuck off and die with a cheese grater in one hand, a jug of corn oil in the other and a crack pipe by the bed, as they so obviously must have been fucked up stoned when they wrote that piece of garbage.
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« Reply #34 on: 2008 August 20, 21:57:58 »
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Cookiepirate, all I can say to that is:

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« Reply #35 on: 2008 August 20, 22:03:16 »
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When it comes to downsizing some bloated TSR ego's trash to fit reality with the very best choice of words, nobody can do it better than Paden!
Spot on as always! Smiley

At least this shitty threat fits their weird self-perception.
What impact do they think will this have, except for even more P&L?
Well good luck to them, that'll cost them a tub full of sheeple subscription fees money if they really want to go through with it. *shrugs*
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« Reply #36 on: 2008 August 20, 23:36:03 »
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LOL! Falln, that's a great cat pic. One I hadn't seen before!

So TSR is throwing legal threats out. Hm, why am I not surprised. lol. It probably is just some 12 year old TSR lover (who pretends to know big words) trying to scare away the big bad pirates from their favorite site. Oh noes! We better all get lawyers! Roll Eyes
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« Reply #37 on: 2008 August 20, 23:38:52 »
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IMO, not signing the letter is the funniest thing evah.
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« Reply #38 on: 2008 August 21, 00:01:48 »
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« Reply #39 on: 2008 August 21, 02:23:21 »
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LOL! Falln, that's a great cat pic. One I hadn't seen before!

So TSR is throwing legal threats out. Hm, why am I not surprised. lol. It probably is just some 12 year old TSR lover (who pretends to know big words) trying to scare away the big bad pirates from their favorite site. Oh noes! We better all get lawyers! Roll Eyes

I'm pretty sure its a legit email from the TSR higher ups.  It's pseudo-legal language makes me think that because it just sounds so much like a scam artist.  Scam artists use pseudo-legalease all the time to make themselves sound more legitmate.  And I can't think of a bigger bunch of scam artists than TSR.
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« Reply #40 on: 2008 August 21, 02:54:24 »
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Just an fyi, I don't know if this counts since Thomass is apparently in Europe, but in the US you can't threaten a lawsuit if you don't intend to follow through. It opens you up to legal action.

Additionally, I'm sure it wouldn't be hard for Thomass to find a lawyer willing to represent him, I'm just very doubtful he could afford a lawsuit.
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« Reply #41 on: 2008 August 21, 02:55:55 »
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I think the TSR legal help is no match for the Pirate King... or for anyone on this forum.  falln and jilly - those pics are priceless!
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« Reply #42 on: 2008 August 21, 03:11:23 »
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In response:

Dear Thomass and twats,

BITE US.

- the pirates
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« Reply #43 on: 2008 August 21, 03:16:57 »
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 Grin Love it, Snarky! Now just add the kitty macros and a trick envelope that spits rum, and we're all set!  Grin
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« Reply #44 on: 2008 August 21, 03:26:08 »
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Dear Thomass and twats,

BITE US.

- the pirates

Pure genius!  Grin
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