Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two.

[SimARR]

OMG!! I died laughing at Sherrie's comment... apparently ctr-c doesn't work on Habitat 43, so I got stuck with the image I have copied before that. Tis fixed now :p

[Jess Maree]

LOL well they are some of the ugliest things to come out of TSR..

* Jess Maree roffles

[pixelated]

I always loved that shirt. Unfortunately, being the tall and skinny bitch I am, I need a shirt with an arrow that POINTS to the boobs and says, "No, really, they're here. Somewhere."

I can relate, and I also laughed. Maybe you could check out THIS? 

Is it the alcohol in my system or does Sim!Claire Danes have a huge-ass head, compared to her neck and bit of upper body. Poor Juliet. Looking like that, if she went out on the balcony and did the whole "wherefore art thou" bit, Romeo would be running in the other direction like someone lit a fire under his ass.

All those celebrity sims look like they had their heads inflated, it never ceases to amaze me. Not sure if it's just how he does the photoshopping when putting together the previews, or if the actual sims look that bad.

[celligirl]

When I have the time, I am so going to download one of Chaz's big-headed, man-jawed "beauties" and put them in my game to see what they really look like. 'Cuz if the Photoshopped versions look that bad, I can only imagine the hilarity that will ensue once they're actually in the game. Then I'll take some screenshots and share the hilarity... I have a fairly average, middle-of-the-road computer, so I think it will render what the average person would see in their game when they download one of these...things.

Which reminds me. I think it would be fun to have a CC review site for the Sims 2. Where I would do exactly the above and keep a whole running archive of reviews. Because I'm SO FREAKING TIRED of misleading Photoshopped previews. I already have a small list of folks to target, Chaz being one of them. Anyone have some suggestions for other creators? Either good (i.e. their previews look as good or better than in-game, like Nouk) or bad. They can be pay or free. Doesn't matter. (Although you KNOW I'll be sure to point out who's free and who's pay. ) Anyone wanna contribute some reviews? I'm already working on the site design... I figure it'd be a way to give good creators some publicity and evil creators the lambasting they deserve for being deceptive. I've been debating what kind of Sims site I personally want to create, and I think this is what I've settled on. I might put up some houses I've created...but I might not.

[glasscigarette]

That's a great idea, celligirl. I would love to see a site like that.

And for the record, I saw images of one of Chaz's sims with all the CC removed, and it was the sort of monstrosity that would feel right at home alongside the hunchback of Notre Dame. If you ever decide to put one of those horrorshows in your game, please post the hideous results!

[Immortelle]

Excuse me, is it the excessive amount of rum and wine talking, or does that pic of Claire Danes by whoever paysite wanker did it look like Madonna's love child?

[Paden]

That's if Quasimodo would allow something like that in his bell tower, GC, even he has got some taste!

[Vkitty]

Nothing Chaz does surprises me anymore I've come to expect that uncontrollable urge to vomit.
Anyway here's a winner, free but it's TSR

[celligirl]

Nothing Chaz does surprises me anymore I've come to expect that uncontrollable urge to vomit.
Anyway here's a winner, free but it's TSR

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y140/VkToriA/745283.jpg

I love the description on that set: "a collection of outfits to celebrate the fantastic colourful season of autumn"

Colorful is...uh...one way to put it, I'd say... I think this person is color blind, though...

[Mheyin]

I don't think they're color-blind so much as completely and totally, dog-using, cane-wielding, legally blind. 

[kenmtl]

Oh thank god you guys see that too. I was about to call my friends and tell them not to take the brown acid.

Whew!

[falln_angel]

Guys, that Claire Danes thing is driving me crazy. S/h/it totally looks like someone (not Claire, not one of the Olsen twins) and I can't decide if it's Marla Sokoloff, or my ex-roommate's cousin, or someone completely different. I've had the image open in a separate window since last night hoping I'll figure it out, and now I'm in extreme danger of a Chaz overdose!


And good grief! More terrain paint clothing? Are they serious?

[Theria]

I can relate, and I also laughed. Maybe you could check out THIS? 

  If only I wasn't built like a stick. No tits, no ass, but damn it, I got me so hips!

Nothing Chaz does surprises me anymore I've come to expect that uncontrollable urge to vomit.
Anyway here's a winner, free but it's TSR

<eye offending snip>

Dear God! The fourth outfit...why? At least make those pants match the rest of the fug outfits! Have some taste, woman! I have to admit, I kinda feel like bumping her set download from 7 to 8, just to see how bad it'll look in my game.

Unfortunately, I saw a nice elder workout set of clothes while I was scrolling down to see the fug. I really really don't want to have to download from TSR...

[sherrie]

wait...what??? 7 people actually downloaded it? why?

[Vkitty]

More joy from the mutilator.

He says it's Elizabeth Hurley, I say not even close.