Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two.

[Anyerfillag]

{Inset shitty franken-wtf-simmie}

That guy should die a thousand horrid deaths - how the fuck could he do that to Hepburn?!

Those children in the undies/swimwear? They have peens, most definitly *shudder*

[kenmtl]

Buntcrack monstosity

My God, I've K-holed in nicer places than that.

[Theria]

Those children in the undies/swimwear? They have peens, most definitly *shudder*

Although disturbing, I couldn't help but think that they're more well-endowed than my last boyfriend...

I'll just, um, show myself out now. And possibly shower to get rid of the dirty feeling I got from checking out little sim girl packages.

[Souvenirs]

I know everyone's picking on Buntah, but I found this the other day, and I don't think it's been posted before.  A pay file from her site:


Looks like a (badly done) skin disease. 

If that's not enough, there's also an entire skintone, but it's free.  At least with that one she admits that it looks like "chicken pox" or "measles."

[Astonished lemons]

Jeez, they look like, like, Gah! There isnt even a good analagy for them!

Like the victims of a crazy acupuncturist.

[glasscigarette]

What. The. Fuck. I'm rather lost as to how to describe this. It's just horrible.

Here's a tip: freckles are not usually evenly spaced, perfectly round dark dots that cover the entirety of a person's face. Oh, and Buntah, did you know that if you take a drill to your eye, you'll be able to see forever? I promise. You should try it, if you haven't already.

[celligirl]

It looks like they have little tiny sugar ants crawling all over their faces. It makes my skin crawl to look at it. Ick!

[dietofworms]

Buntah's freckles are on a par with her pools.  I think she herself has had too much sun.

Souvenirs, we're not picking on Buntah.  We're objectively and calmly pointing out the flaws in her art. (*snigger)

kenmtl, you've just sent me to Urban Dictionary.  Not for the first time.

You guys are so funny.

[Paden]

OMG! Didn't they get their chicken pox or measles vaccinations? Seriously, when I had chicken pox with my daughter, that's how broken out the both of us were, all over the bodies. (I'd had an extremely light case as a kid and caught one hell of one when she had hers. Glad the son is vaccinated, though, I dunno if I could survive a third bout of them!)

[Tempest Limmerfer]

Holy Cat fur.
You know how you are designing stuff and always a few just won't work and are just total crap and you chunk them (or maybe that's just me and I just have quite a few mistakes)? It's like these people drag thru the crap pile and say,"ohhhh...I can make money from this. Craptastic sells."

I mean, can't they even freakin' see???

[fhat cat]

Eww, they gots the herpes!! 

[Kazzandra]

Holy Cat fur.
You know how you are designing stuff and always a few just won't work and are just total crap and you chunk them (or maybe that's just me and I just have quite a few mistakes)?

Nope. It's not just you. I have some lulzy irredeemable creations still lurking in my Saved Sims folder. My first mistake was building on top of a Rose mesh...

* Kazzandra points at the dress in her avatar

Oh and about Buntah? I will never forgive her for being perhaps the first cc I downloaded for the Sims 2. I didn't realize, you see, that my Sims were in 3D now. 

[brainiac]

I know everyone's picking on Buntah, but I found this the other day, and I don't think it's been posted before.  A pay file from her site:
http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/6510/freckleshx0.jpg

Oh my goodness! D: That's...I have no words for how utterly disgusting that is! Oh, eek. It looks like a three year old randomly stabbed a piece of paper with crayon!

[Yaardarm Monkey II]

Eww, they gots the herpes!! 

the herpes...and then some!!!


             

[CaptainChris]

Those freckles are hilarious!

Has this Jirka thing been showcased yet?