Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two.

[Austere]

Black eyes are generally darker and the eye is more squinty.
Plus, it should look like these:

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=black%20eye&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

[redraw]

Sadly, the junkie and black eye are going to go the way of the COCKtail, which is not at all.

That yellow dress looks like it's rotting.

I've actually heard of dresses having pockets.  My sister's bridesmaid dresses had pockets.  They made a fuss about it as they weren't used to having dresses with pockets.

[Chomesuke]

I love how the Junkie model has a t-shirt that says "love" on it :p

[Pescado]

And a black eye. The reason the person took issue with this one was because it was showcased on a female sim.

It's not a very good black eye, so I will hold out for a better one for Ellatorture.

[WrongWayLin]

I've actually heard of dresses having pockets.  My sister's bridesmaid dresses had pockets.  They made a fuss about it as they weren't used to having dresses with pockets.

I have a dress with pockets. I love the idea of pockets-on-a-dress, especially for something like a wedding. It's terribly convenient for someone like me, who just happens to hate purses in every form. Like, my lips dry a lot. Need to carry around lip balm or a lipstick? Put it in your pockets!

[Paden]

When I was a little girl, my dresses always had pockets, much to my mom's distress when it came time to do laundry. Who knew that I was going to keep marbles, pebbles, bird feathers and assorted other things in there that would squick her out?? The worst one was when I peeled a bunch of grapes and put them in the pockets and forgot to eat them all. I can still hear the scream. Ooops.

[rum nate]

From shouty girl again. But, she said this could be her last creation because she wants to go back to song writing.


In one of the other Pics of this you can tell the dress gets really weird looking when the sim moves.


The straps look like tattoos.


The gloves really throw the outfit off, and the wrinkles look really bad.


Everything just looks painted on.


I have no clue what that design is supposed to be.


Am I the only one that finds it sad this has had almost 2500 downloads today?

[CatOfWar]

That curtain looks like it's not even textured.  Do some people just compulsively download everything new, regardless of what it looks like?

I encourage Shouty Girl to pursue singing, and leave simming.  Or learn to mesh and texture better with free site tutorials.  Either one.  Just please stop stabbing me in the eyeballs.

[Austere]

Cat, do you really want to turn on American Idol one day and find her exhibiting her shoutiness to the world?
But I do encourage her as well to pursue her career in songwriting. Hopefully it will not be in all caps and better than her eyebleach-worthy crap.

[Austere]

Not only is dress too short, dress also looks like it was a plastic bag that got rained on. Not to mention it's going to look horrid in game.



Here because I simply don't get it. They've got one of these for every age group, called Flipflops as Swimwear. Anyone get this? Anyone at all? Let me see a show of hands.



This is supposed to be TEEN formal. One, it's 3000 miles away from formal. Two, those look like middle-aged, married-with-children women. Right. Plus the one in the middle seems intent on taking the position that displays her cash and prizes. If that tells you anything.

[CatOfWar]

rum_nate, Austere, you've found material for the Free Beats Payfug thread!  @ntoni@ at MTS did 50's shirts and skirts better, and Ninika's satin tops sure beat that gold dress. 

Austere - You're right, I hadn't thought through the Shouty Girl as singer idea.

Lianaa at TSR brings us this photoshop fail fug.  Is it a buttnom dress?  You decide.

[redraw]

*looks at little miss LOUD's leotard and shudders* it's a fish leotard!

Also, with that news of her joining the singing circuit brings America's Got Talent to mind.  I remember during the Myspace auditions that there was a teenaged singer that sang pretty much off key, and, I shit you not, at points during the audition she screamed into the microphone.  I do like some screaming more than others, such as I do like how Rise Against screams during their more thrashier songs and I can't stand some of Lamb of God's songs, but my god the girl on AGT couldn't scream or sing, and I wonder if Little Miss Loud would fare the same.

[MrsBulldog]

Okay, I didn't know where to put this exactly. I noticed there's no folder dedicated to "Claimjumped Creations", or "I Found Jacked Shit" or whatever and I didn't want to start a whole new thread. So, I'm sticking this here even tho' the upload itself isn't ugly, but the act of stealing is:

New metal pattern from TSR:


Destroy metal pattern that Around the Sims uploaded months ago (which I realize is pay, but plagiarism is plagiarism regardless)
http://www.aroundthesims3.com/patterns/pattern_metal_01.shtml

Aside from the TSR person adding a bit more rust, the patterns are identical. At first I thought, "oh, maybe both people just found the same rusty metal pattern on some seamless textures website." But then I saw this on ATS's page:"Copyright 2004 © Sandy, at Around the Sims/Around the Pixel / Redistribution or alteration of any item that can be found on this site is forbidden."

And, ironically, this on the TSR page: "Please do not re-upload without my name."

Okay, am I jumping to conclusions here, or is this a jacked texture?

[PrincessKoriandr]

Wow...the last five pages have been filled with fug. It's like my own private fug-a-thon but without the great cause or snazzy announcer. Guess that would just make it a nightmare then.

[missymoo]

Cat that is definitely a buttnom dress!

Either I don't understand fashion and having your dress migrating up your bum is really the new 'in thing' for this season or some people are just smuttier than enough on that site.



You know you want to pay the sub at TSR just for those painted on buttons Who would be wearing 2 waistcoats at the same time anyway?