Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two.

[pickles]

tightlacing. Just wearing a Victorian style corset won't alter your bones atall. Plus, the whalebone they used for structure in those was waaaaay more flexible that any modern substitute. Most of the "OMG CORSET BAD!" propaganda is just that - propaganda, spread by ultra-religious "reformers" of the same stripe as the abolitionists.  Ever worn a corset? Not a costume piece with shitty plastic "boning," I mean one made for everyday, with spiral steel. They're really not so terrible.

'k I'm done bitching 

[ashantimania]

It looks like she putted her hips on one of those pottery modelers. 



Because everyone wants to live in a vomit-inducing-eye-burning-devilish-red apartment.



Best CC preview ever.



Yeah, this is SO TOTALLY Gabrielle Union.
Oh, wait.
You made a hot-hot-hot celebrity turn into a old bagged lady?

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WON THE CHAZ AWARDS!!
The Chaz Awards is a very special award, that is only given is rare occasions, when you made a work that is comparable with the work of the beholder of the award, ChazDesigns.
You should feel proud of yourself now!

You should take your trophy!

And again, CONGRATULATIONS!!!

[paperbeth]

*snip*



Yeah, this is SO TOTALLY Gabrielle Union.
Oh, wait.
You made a hot-hot-hot celebrity turn into a old bagged lady?

*snip*

I've spent my life drawing portraits that look like photographs. I've studied faces and anatomy for decades.
I don't know who Gabrielle Union is, but that sim looks nothing like the woman in the photo inset. The sim's eyes are too big. Her eyebrows are not arched enough. The nose is too small and way too thin. The mouth is also too small, and the lips are too thin. The jaw line is too pixie, and the chin is too large in proportion to the mouth. The real woman has a more heart-shaped face, not pixie. It's just all wrong. I could do better with my eyes closed.

[Scurvy Cat]

tightlacing. Just wearing a Victorian style corset won't alter your bones atall. Plus, the whalebone they used for structure in those was waaaaay more flexible that any modern substitute. Most of the "OMG CORSET BAD!" propaganda is just that - propaganda, spread by ultra-religious "reformers" of the same stripe as the abolitionists.  Ever worn a corset? Not a costume piece with shitty plastic "boning," I mean one made for everyday, with spiral steel. They're really not so terrible.

'k I'm done bitching 

I've worn renaissance corsets, and I agree that a corset that fits right isn't as uncomfortable as advertised, but there is evidence that girls who were regularly laced into a tight corset from childhood did get rib deformities.  Not quite as bad as chinese foot-binding.

[Darqstar]

tightlacing. Just wearing a Victorian style corset won't alter your bones atall. Plus, the whalebone they used for structure in those was waaaaay more flexible that any modern substitute. Most of the "OMG CORSET BAD!" propaganda is just that - propaganda, spread by ultra-religious "reformers" of the same stripe as the abolitionists.  Ever worn a corset? Not a costume piece with shitty plastic "boning," I mean one made for everyday, with spiral steel. They're really not so terrible.

'k I'm done bitching 

Anything that tries to make someone look the way they aren't supposed to is terrible in my book.  Then again, I'm a wuss who complains if forced to wear a bra that's too tight. 

At least now it's a choice.  If someone wants to wear a corset, more power to them.  But I would have hated to live in a day in age where it was pretty much mandatory that I had to wear one. 

[pinkyfriend]

Corsets be the work of the devil (bras too IMHO)! And we all know the devil be a man (in my mind he probably looks a bit like Pescado or the other way around).

[Paleoanth]

  But I would have hated to live in a day in age where it was pretty much mandatory that I had to wear one. 

I bitch if I have to wear heels.  Thank goodness I have a job that allows jeans and sneakers.

[Silver Arrows]

The Chaz Awards is a very special award, that is only given is rare occasions, when you made a work that is comparable with the work of the beholder of the award, ChazDesigns.

While I agree the likeness isn't good, I don't think that sim really qualifies as coming from the Chaz School of Eyebleed. The only person I know of who can make fugly Sims comparable to Chaz's is... jirka

[CatOfWar]

I bitch if I have to wear heels.  Thank goodness I have a job that allows jeans and sneakers.

Far as I'm concerned, heels have one and only one legitimate use.  Ballroom dancing.  For everything else, there's Birkenstocks.  Or cork wedge slides if I'm feeling extra fancy.  Want to go to the opera?  They have fancy beaded black soled Birkenstocks for that.  Just not in the dinky town where I live.  Thank goodness for the intarwebz. Oh, and sneakers for aerobics, almost forgot.

[Paleoanth]

I bitch if I have to wear heels.  Thank goodness I have a job that allows jeans and sneakers.

Far as I'm concerned, heels have one and only one legitimate use.  Ballroom dancing.  For everything else, there's Birkenstocks.  Or cork wedge slides if I'm feeling extra fancy.  Want to go to the opera?  They have fancy beaded black soled Birkenstocks for that.  Just not in the dinky town where I live.  Thank goodness for the intarwebz. Oh, and sneakers for aerobics, almost forgot.

Sneakers are for everything.  Birkenstocks suck.

[Paden]

Stiletto heels have a use; weapons in case your date turns out to be of the freakish variety.

[CatOfWar]

Sneakers are for everything.  Birkenstocks suck.

Yeah?  Jump in a deep puddle.  See how long it takes your sneakers to dry out.  Dunk your feet in a fountain.  Not fun to put wet feet in sneakers.  Birks, no problem!  ;p
*Cat is an unrepentant Birk fangirl and compulsive fountain wader*

[Paleoanth]

Sneakers are for everything.  Birkenstocks suck.

Yeah?  Jump in a deep puddle.  See how long it takes your sneakers to dry out.  Dunk your feet in a fountain.  Not fun to put wet feet in sneakers.  Birks, no problem!  ;p
*Cat is an unrepentant Birk fangirl and compulsive fountain wader*

Hey, I can get crocs that do the same thing.  They are ugly and suck, too.  Why would I jump in a deep puddle wearing sneakers? Why would I put wet feet back into sneakers? You seem to think I have some kind of brain damage.

And just so you know? I hate flip flops, too. They are not shoes, people. NOT SHOES.

[HugeLunatic]

Hey!  I love flip flops.  If there is no snow on the ground then that is what I wear, only because I cannot go barefoot to the stores.  Otherwise I hate shoes, and socks.

[Alke]

They are rather like restraint devices sometimes, aren't they? I like my big-ass hiking boots, though. Waterproof, elevating, protective, and kickworthy.