Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two.

[neriana]

Leave it to Paris Hilton to look skankier than the skankiest outfit imaginable.

[Devilfish]

In all fairness to Paris Hilton, the dress was meant to be a prison themed porno outfit. 

Oooh, well in that case...

[They]

Oh great. First it was Don Lothario, now Frances J. Worthington has to suffer the fate of him name being tarnished by a DOT "Creation".

[Darqstar]

Don't throw too many things at me, but for a Dot lamp, that isn't bad at all.  I have a lamp like that.  I don't see what the "black" one looks like, it just looks like a big black box to me.  And I think the red one looks like a rusted lamp, but the white/marble one looks almost exactly like mine.

[ooglafina]

There seems to be a paysite obsession with recreating every hideous thing that Paris Hilton has ever worn. I think it is a testament to their collective taste, since she can't be admired for any talent of her besides being both rich and in a porno. Maybe Devilfish can recreate the Paris Hilton sex tape using paysite Paris crap.

And what's up with that byline on the bottom of the Worthington lamp ad about being inspected and approved?

[neriana]

And what's up with that byline on the bottom of the Worthington lamp ad about being inspected and approved?

DOT posts that at the bottom of all her lamps. It is part of her insidious plot to drive everyone insane so that she will have friends.

[SoggyFox]

I'm already crazy - And smart enough to avoid the pink poodle of doom as a friend or even acquaintance.

[neriana]

I'm already crazy - And smart enough to avoid the pink poodle of doom as a friend or even acquaintance.

I should have said "insane and, more importantly, stupid." If we keep being exposed to the Lamp Law, maybe she hopes our brains will melt.

[siberiansunset]

Why did she write "light" on the damn lampshade? And in white? My eyes are hurting. Again. 

Ahh! But No 'hardware' this time? *claps*

At least she gained some kind of knowledge from this thread. Miracles. They can happen.

[novastar]

I wrote three haikus about that lamp. I thought I'd share. It's my views on the lamp.

Worthington Lamp, light
and shape it has - Inspected
Approved Lamp Law 09

One of the first not
having hardware - good! But still
Lamp Law sense make not.

Another DOT bad
kreshun, when will pink fool learn
Until then, we mock.

[crunk]

I'm pretty sure that she ment to have a "hardware" box, but forgot to label it. I actually do kind of like that lamp. 

[kenmtl]

Maybe that's just what she wants you to think.

[pinkyfriend]

This one actually has some shape...I just wish that all her shades did not look to be made of plastic! With her obsession with lamps she surely has to get better at it someday...doesn't she!?! 

[El Diablo]

Haul out your cat macros, gang. I confess I like DOT's lamps. Not all of them, but I honestly like most of them. I know saying that is like throwing gasoline on the campfire, but there it is.

Okey dokey, cat me now.

[Darqstar]

WTF? Suddenly now I see clearly the black lamp.  I swear it was just a big black box before. 

Most of Dot's lamps I don't like.  They look clumsy.  And the pastel recolors on that one set were awful.  But I did like this last one.  I think it shows more effort to be honest.  The others usually strike me as "I throw premade shapes in my meshing program together and It be LAMP!"  And, those ones that looked like a footrest with an animal head on them were just... weird.  But this latest one actually looked like she was really trying. 

But, to each his or her own.  *shrugs*  I don't care if you like them or not, El Diablo.  Just as long as you don't break into my house and load my sims game with all her lamps.  Then, I'll be irritated.   


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