Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two.

[Paden]

Spacer bars.

[JFederated]

Magnetic polarization.  If you turn one upside down they'll squish together. 

Sigh.  Stuff like that, I think:  why bother?  One wrong move and you look like this.

[Darqstar]

Snotty Model says:  Make room for my giant hair, peasants!

You just made me snort diet pepsi through my nose and onto my keyboard.   I hope you're happy, because my nose now burns!   

[Pescado]

Never the less if it's on, how does it come off?

This is a question I have often asked about the stuff the wife wears.

I forsee an accident if anyone in RL was wearing that and had to use the bathroom.

Apparently, when you dress in stuff that doesn't come off, you learn not to use the bathroom.

[Paden]

That is what adult undergarments and scissors exist for.

[JFederated]

Ooh, Paden - now that's schmexay!     Huggies and Danger!

Never the less if it's on, how does it come off?

This is a question I have often asked about the stuff the wife wears.

I had similar questions about the hub's jockstrap.  Looked hella complicated.

[Missbonbon]

Never the less if it's on, how does it come off?

This is a question I have often asked about the stuff the wife wears.

That's easy Pes. First you need a degree in Physics, because one must understand how the garments support the body. Then you must work at NASA for a few years to fully comprehend the locking mechanisms, and a good old pair of scissors for when your just to pissed off to keep trying.

I had similar questions about the hub's jockstrap.  Looked hella complicated.

*Gasp!* Your hubby wear's a jockstrap? At least he doesn't wear spongebob boxers like mine. Do you know how hard it is to be in the mood knowing spongebob is on your vag?

[JFederated]

Er...no, I don't, now you mention it.  Sounds, um, noisy?   

Hub only girds his loins when he goes to his Beating the Crap Out of Each Other Classes.  For these trials he must don the Codpiece of MyArea as well.  I quested for it at Ye Olde Apparelle du Sport, yet failed and sent him thither, since I had no idea what I was doing really.

[calalily]

I had similar questions about the hub's jockstrap.  Looked hella complicated.

*Gasp!* Your hubby wear's a jockstrap? At least he doesn't wear spongebob boxers like mine. Do you know how hard it is to be in the mood knowing spongebob is on your vag?

At least it's not Homer Simpson. *shudder*. 

[Missbonbon]

I had similar questions about the hub's jockstrap.  Looked hella complicated.

*Gasp!* Your hubby wear's a jockstrap? At least he doesn't wear spongebob boxers like mine. Do you know how hard it is to be in the mood knowing spongebob is on your vag?

At least it's not Homer Simpson. *shudder*. 

This is true. I am slowly converting him over to as I call them "Man boxers." Ya know, the kind that don't have cartoon characters or childish sayings on them. But it will be a long and treacherous journey to get rid of all his Stewie, Spongebob, Patrick Starfish, and cheesy one liner boxers. 

Er...no, I don't, now you mention it.  Sounds, um, noisy?  

Hub only girds his loins when he goes to his Beating the Crap Out of Each Other Classes.  For these trials he must don the Codpiece of MyArea as well.  I quested for it at Ye Olde Apparelle du Sport, yet failed and sent him thither, since I had no idea what I was doing really.

  I must start using "Codpeice of MyArea" more often.

[Erhama]

Tyra feels the pain

Rose is mean to Tyra! D=

[calalily]

I had similar questions about the hub's jockstrap.  Looked hella complicated.

*Gasp!* Your hubby wear's a jockstrap? At least he doesn't wear spongebob boxers like mine. Do you know how hard it is to be in the mood knowing spongebob is on your vag?

At least it's not Homer Simpson. *shudder*. 

This is true. I am slowly converting him over to as I call them "Man boxers." Ya know, the kind that don't have cartoon characters or childish sayings on them. But it will be a long and treacherous journey to get rid of all his Stewie, Spongebob, Patrick Starfish, and cheesy one liner boxers. 

I'll be sending this to your hubby to let him know what really gets you going:



Enjoy.

[Missbonbon]

  Eyebleach please! By the way, that movie was hilarious. I was in tears during the naked fight. But echk! I could do without seeing that body again.

[neriana]

My boyfriend is opposed to clothing. I had to explain the difference between boxers and briefs to him. He was homeschooled by hippies in northern California, so yeah.

The first thing I thought when I saw that picture was, "at least that guy's not old and fat." You really don't want to know the horrors I've seen in Florida.

[jilly]

I love Borat.