Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two.

[mustluvcatz]

Yikes, Peggy.

Yikes is right.

My head hurts now. Anyone got some tylenol?

[neriana]

Has anyone ever photographed Paris Hilton standing normally and not like a little girl with scoliosis? UGH I hate her so much. Her and Peggy together, a perfect combination, like liver and brussels sprouts.

[JFederated]

...like liver and brussels sprouts.

GASP!  You just made me...gasp in horror, lol!  Ew!

That dress would be so cool without the figleaf amoebae, which merely serves to shriek:  Look at my groin!  My groin!  It is here if you were wondering!  I drew a circle around it!   

[deelink]

Everyone has seen Paris' groin. She is hoping that maybe someone hasn't and needs directions.

She is so deluded to think she is fascinating, but I have seen bacteria with more personality than her. BACTERIA.

[SoggyFox]

I've not seen her groin - I'm good at avoiding looking at her at all - her face looks like she's spent too much time in a tanning bed.

[SBNao]

........her eyes are lopsided. 

[Lilyroseisapirate]

........her eyes are lopsided. 

Yes, yes they are, they also have a lazy look to them, very hooded. Her feet are like a size 11, too. Not meant to offend anyone here, I just can't stand her, if she wants something "hot" she should go play in a damn fire.

[neriana]

Also, her nose is unnaturally skinny and pointy, and many Sims in Apartment Life have similar noses. Do not want!

From OpenHouseJack:



First, regardless of taste, these are poorly done. You can see the texture "seams" easily, and yet the patterns are blurry and smeared. Second, the patterns are all bad, and the last one looks like a horrible disease.

[PrincessKoriandr]

Great, just what I need -- more badly photoshoped custom content.

[Charity_Bonney]

Has anyone ever photographed Paris Hilton standing normally and not like a little girl with scoliosis? UGH I hate her so much. Her and Peggy together, a perfect combination, like liver and brussels sprouts.

How about Openhousejack and Twilight? Just when I thought he had ascended to the deepest fug, he made movie posters for twilight. *Vomit* While the screen shots imply that they are somewhat well done, the fact that he made them will prevent me from ever using those posters. I have a mental black against using anything of his, Buntah's or Atwats. I can not figure out why...

[SoggyFox]

I wouldn't use them just ecause they have english on them, not simlish....beyond the fact its paycrap.

And I must go lop off my feet now - that scrawny....thing has the same size feet as me?  Not going to happen.

[autumnrose]

And I must go lop off my feet now - that scrawny....thing has the same size feet as me?  Not going to happen.

Just cut off your toes... that should be enough to get you down half a size.

[Safety Pins]

Oh, Evi.


Check out the noise around the letters. Also, that color/pattern. Eew.

I actually have a hard time looking through her stuff, because her spelling is so bad.

[PrincessKoriandr]

She sure did! How did they know Evi made my eyes bleed?

I can do one better though.



Evi, oh Evi... you're not supposed to suspend a child you labored over and loved from the ceiling in a basket.  People that do that gets a  free visit from Child Protective Services.

[They]

Evi, oh Evi... you're not supposed to suspend a child you labored over and loved from the ceiling in a basket.  People that do that gets a  free visit from Child Protective Services.

I supposed that Evi never heard of the "Rock-A-By-Baby" song either with this piece of "work", am I right?