Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two.

[Panthpirate]

I would bet the house that they all have saggy butts.


How did I miss this one?

<GAHOMGWTF>


Her arms are the sausages of doom!

But the shoes exactly match the dress.  So I guess it's all ok.

I don't know what's creepier, the fact that she looks alot like my math teacher or that she looks like she's stuffed her face with an entire store's worth of Krispy Kreme doughnuts. 

[chestylarue]

Eeek, attack of the Big Giant Head!

I thought our little friend with the the floorless house was a fluke, but lookie here, we've got floors now! What luxury.



Shame we haven't adapted to bother painting the roofy thing.


"The Casa de dos Plantas Ampliable (Extendable Two-floored House) is for a family in plans of growth. Includes 2 bedrroms (one for a couple), two bathrooms, one american kitchen, one living room and two corridors. The lack of windows in the 2nd floor is due to the extendable features of the house."

What is an American kitchen ?

[Zillah]

What is an American kitchen ?

maybe that's the kind that comes with a gay porch. I think I liked it better when they forgot to paint things.

[Paden]

An American kitchen is one that is equipped with all of the latest gadgets and convenience known to mankind and yet the one item that gets the most use to prepare food is the microwave...

[Missbonbon]

An American kitchen is one that is equipped with all of the latest gadgets and convenience known to mankind and yet the one item that gets the most use to prepare food is the microwave...

Nothing more true has ever been said.... especially about my kitchen but my roomies and I have setup a schedule where each of us buys a fancy meal once a week, and we cook it. So about 4 times out of a month we eat like kings/queens.

[Tabby]

  I would love to have an American kitchen with a gay balcony! Where do I sign up to get one?

[kenmtl]

"The Casa de dos Plantas Ampliable (Extendable Two-floored House) is for a family in plans of growth. Includes 2 bedrroms (one for a couple), two bathrooms, one american kitchen, one living room and two corridors. The lack of windows in the 2nd floor is due to the extendable features of the house."

OK I wasn't going to comment on this but, it's too good. Ya the "American kitchen". That's opposed to the chickens and piglets running around on a dirt floor kitchen that is prevalent in the rest of the world.

My second favorite "and two corridors"  HOLY FUCK, THAT'S TOO MANY!!

And finally, the lamest thing I've heard today "The lack of windows in the 2nd floor is due to the extendable features of the house" Like, WTF does that even mean?
At least that blueish/turquoisey/water park type thing shows some effort. It's sad, but it haz a flavor.

[Panthpirate]

And finally, the lamest thing I've heard today "The lack of windows in the 2nd floor is due to the extendable features of the house" Like, WTF does that even mean?

I think it means "We're so damn cheap and lazy we won't even put windows on the second story of your house. We had to use that money for our crack addiction special needs."

[River]

Ok, I agree with Kenmtl....what makes an "American Kitchen"? I live in Southern California....good ole USA....and I wouldn't know what would make a kitchen "american" as much as any other culture. I have a stove, fridge, sink, dishwasher and counters in my kitchen. I also have a wok, a toaster, a blender.....pots, pans....dishes, cups, utensils...including chopsticks.....hmmmm.....

Nope, so far I can't figure out what makes my kitchen more "american" than say, my friend in England's kitchen...or my other friend in France....we all got the same stuff.

Seems stupid, really.....it's the idea that this person is trying to sell their set as a specific culture-influenced....but how is it specific? 

[CaptainChris]

I want to say "Progress!", but this damn thing was uploaded before the floorless house. The logic only really points to laziness, but at least this horror has furniture AND floors, what luxury!





Although, on reflection, what supermarket thing has absolutely no paving between the road and the front door?

"La Tienda de la Esquina (The Shop Around the Corner) is a shop that sells food, clothes, mini-electronics, magazines and other things. Includes bathrooms, arcade video-games, photograph machine and seats. It's ideal for install in a corner. ¡Hasta la próxima, amigos! (See you later, friends!)"

[dietofworms]

The essential bit of my American kitchen is the phone conveniently placed for ordering take-out.



Do use top as flotation device.

[fway]

The essential bit of my American kitchen is the phone conveniently placed for ordering take-out.

<bwahahahahha>

Do use top as flotation device.

I hope that IS binned in the swimwear category XD

As for those homes, they are hideous! That's not even the right word for it...

[brainiac]

Good Lord, who is making those lots? And why in the hell do the TSRians expect people to pay for them? D:

[CaptainChris]

They are free (for now) and by Koolebra. Just when you think it's safe to let your guard down, they go and let another one out of the shitter.

[nihil]

The houses I posted are by xenia2311, and I don't think they're free.