Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two.

[Millie]

That tree haz been stealing our rum.

[cookiepirate]

You know, I'd be perfectly happy to have a fat pirate girl in my game.  She could be my selfsim.  This is with the understanding of course, of actually having a decent mesh with at least more attention than from photoshop.  Think Free! Think Warlock!  (Warlock is free right?  I think I used to have some of those.  luls recolors.

Here is a link to my pirate sim that uses Warlokk's RenGal mesh.  That's the normal physical size (it also has a fat morph).  I LURVE Warlokk!!!

[redisenchanted]

<snip>topless outfits with crappy peggy pay hair<snip>
What is she on?!?!

More wholesome PG-13 goodness from TSR. At least it's not kiddie pron this time. 

[Feverish]

The tree is by sim_man123 I think. *is too lazy to go check*

[Panthpirate]

What the flying fuck is with that tree? OH NOES, IT'S ALIVE!!!!! 

As for that scary "missing link" Mariah, I'm petrified and I won't be listening to her anytime soon thanks to Chaz's mentally disturbing depiction. 

[Tabby]

I'm more insulted by the rampant floodfill.  Seriously now, Evi, floodfill?  And what kind of pirate wears sparkly pink pants?

The "fat" part would be more offensive if Evi hadn't already proven herself to be a moron in every way possible.

hides sparkly pink pants Yeah! That's horrible.... Seriously though, for her to think we are going to be offended by being called fat just shows she is a 12.    That tree is really creepy. Why would anyone want that?

[Ebianarr]

I know I'm dating myself here, but that tree reminds me of all that "dancin" crap from the '80s.  They were toys that moved if you clapped, talked or turned on a radio.  The motion of the tree is almost the same as a "dancin" Coke can I had.

[Mareada]

Dead animal bedding galore!
You know you want it!



So cuddly!

[Viking Marta]

Creepy fake animal skins on my boyfriends bed always turns me on  Blegh, did I just write that?  I feel dirty.
Trees do to move that way!  It's the invisible child ghost swinging from the top that's making it do that

[Panthpirate]

That looks like something a Brokeback Mountain drag queen would have in their bedroom. 

[Zillah]

Mariah Carey? I thought it was Jennifer Aniston.
How bout this:

[Mareada]

Bloody hell!
*runs away from the horror*

[Panthpirate]

NOOO! Not moar Bollywood! He already mutliated Aishwarya Rai (being the Chaz he is, he can turn an extremely beautiful person into a fugly old hag)

I feel sorry for his latest victims.

Edited because its a hard name to spell

[strix]

*sobs* I saw what he did to Aishwarya Rai, and I still haven't forgiven him. Those are just... *cries*. And that tree! The Whomping Willow Of Epic Phail, maybe?

[kenmtl]

Dead animal bedding galore!
You know you want it!
http://isc.thesimsresource.com/images/tmp/210/210912.jpg
So cuddly!

I didn't realize that during the medieval period it was customary to match your animal skins with your fitted sheets.
I stand corrected, my bad.

Those poor Bollywood girls got some nasty silicone drop happening. You really have to be careful with cheek implants and hot climates.