I win the prize!

[ValkyrieProfile]

There's coasters?

Damn skippy there's coasters!  Don't get water stains on our nice furniture.   

Water stains?

WATER stains?

Who's drinking water round here?

[MissBlondie]

It is the underage OP. 

Lolnice. I'm underaged, can't drink yet... I perfer soda anyway xD

He doesn't know that the booty is not in the US and that it doesn't have an age limit for drinking.
Have some rum, if you have enough, you won't notice the water...

[Beth]

I reckon you should drink rum anyway! Nobody's gonna know! *shifty look*

Welcome anyway.

[Paden]

There's coasters?

Damn skippy there's coasters!  Don't get water stains on our nice furniture.   

We have NICE FURNITURE?? Fuck the water, I'm surprised that we have nice furniture, or did someone hire Hecubus to do the damn decorating when my back was turned??

[Dr House]

Panthers aren't allowed on the beautiful couch Yaoutch stop gnawing my feet! ^^

I heard kenmtl calling so i came. Rose discussion? Mixed with the rest, yeah of course. But a spechul Rose topic, nope.
*steals rum*

meowbark, have fun with the booty, it needs a bit of learning first but you get used to it and now have so many toys to put in your sims that your downloads folder will explode.

[missangelica]

Water stains?

WATER stains?

Who's drinking water round here?

It's called water condensation.  :p

We have NICE FURNITURE?? Fuck the water, I'm surprised that we have nice furniture, or did someone hire Hecubus to do the damn decorating when my back was turned??

We have many great creators as compatriots.  Why *wouldn't* they fix us up with some nice surroundings? 

[TapThatBooty]

There's coasters?

Damn skippy there's coasters!  Don't get water stains on our nice furniture.   

We have NICE FURNITURE?? Fuck the water, I'm surprised that we have nice furniture, or did someone hire Hecubus to do the damn decorating when my back was turned??

yes, and them there pirates be decked out in Carla Niven gear 

*takes rum and ponders if i can get a vodka coke instead? *

[glasscigarette]

No. I don't care if you're actually drinking turpentine, when you're on the phorum, call it "rum."

[TapThatBooty]

yes, well, im here drinking my "rum" then 

*gets out the good shit and passes it round*  enjoy

[glasscigarette]

I drink your milkshake. I mean rum.

And seriously, Ensign is right about the one-word posts. They are annoying. From time to time they are valid, but most of the time, if everything you have to say can be summed up in one word, you're wasting your time posting at all. 

[Paden]

There's coasters?

Damn skippy there's coasters!  Don't get water stains on our nice furniture.   

We have NICE FURNITURE?? Fuck the water, I'm surprised that we have nice furniture, or did someone hire Hecubus to do the damn decorating when my back was turned??

yes, and them there pirates be decked out in Carla Niven gear 

Panthers aren't allowed on the beautiful couch Yaoutch stop gnawing my feet! ^^ *steals rum*

You realize that those are words to die for, right? We do NOT wear Carla Niven, EVER! And since when am I not allowed on the furniture!?! I resent that! *slams out of the cat flap cussing*

[glasscigarette]

The wonder of nature can best be expressed through the beauty of a swearing panther.

[TapThatBooty]

There's coasters?

Damn skippy there's coasters!  Don't get water stains on our nice furniture.   

We have NICE FURNITURE?? Fuck the water, I'm surprised that we have nice furniture, or did someone hire Hecubus to do the damn decorating when my back was turned??

yes, and them there pirates be decked out in Carla Niven gear 

Panthers aren't allowed on the beautiful couch Yaoutch stop gnawing my feet! ^^ *steals rum*

You realize that those are words to die for, right? We do NOT wear Carla Niven, EVER! And since when am I not allowed on the furniture!?! I resent that! *slams out of the cat flap cussing*

Whats wrong with Carla Nivens shit-i mean class? lmao

animals are allowed on my furniture, so you can come sit here, just dont scratch, and heres some rum

[Scurvy Wench]

[Random]
Whenever I see LMAO, I don't think "Laughing My Ass Off", I think of what one of my friends calls it, "Lick My Ass Off". *cringes* Now i nver use it.
[Random/]

[TapThatBooty]

yeah, thanks for that scurvy, now i wont be using it now.

what was this thread about again?