More Smutty Than You: TSR's Hall of Shame

[Ensign EO]

Oh, I saw something like that on MATY.  I'll go look for the link.  

Fake edit:

Link to MATY discussion in Retardo Land:
http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php/topic,10824.0.html

Link to site regarding accessory for urination:
http://www.femalefreedom.ca/

Quote:
"Pmates give women the freedom to discreetly pee standing up
[...]
The P-Mate gives women the freedom to pee like men. "

I daresay we all need something like these.  

[pixelated]

Quote:
"Pmates give women the freedom to discreetly pee standing up
[...]
The P-Mate gives women the freedom to pee like men. "

That's hilarious.

[LadyPirate]

There's something really wrong about that. Other than peeing in the wilderness, why would you need that? Squat women, squat! You want thighs of steel? SQUAT!

Lol, it's good exercise, peeing in public places.

[Zazazu]

I don't like this hovering thing. That's how pee gets on the public toilets in the first place. I either avoid the public ones (I have a freakishly huge bladder, medically verified) or I use covers. I carry a couple with me.

[celligirl]

There's something really wrong about that. Other than peeing in the wilderness, why would you need that? Squat women, squat! You want thighs of steel? SQUAT!

Lol, it's good exercise, peeing in public places.

I have a bad knee from blowing it out skiing, alas. Squats are not my friend. Which is why I usually just use the Zazazu Method and wait until I get home. Big bladders FTW!

[JFederated]

I don't like this hovering thing. That's how pee gets on the public toilets in the first place. I either avoid the public ones (I have a freakishly huge bladder, medically verified) or I use covers. I carry a couple with me.

Amen.  That's NASTY, leaving your sprinkles when you tinkles!

We need armrest support type things and a higher, narrower bowl...I'm gonna stop thinking about this now.   

[LadyPirate]

I've tried those paper cover things. At my job a couple years ago, I trusted the toilets enough to use those and be satisfied. And at my college. But only in one bathroom. Most of the time, I'll just take half a role of tissue and put that on the toilet seat, of course putting a protector on top of that. But I've learned that if you hover the -right- way, you usually don't sprinkle when you tinkle. And if you do, you need to wipe that mess up. Although, I'll have to say I'd take the sprinkles over a log in the bowl any day.

Cellgirl, I understand about having busted knees. I've got arthritis in my knees, and on a bad day I wouldn't really want to do that. On the upside, I was more or less able to predict rain for about a month. Now, me and my weather-predicting arthritis knees are getting a little rusty. Unless this crazy weather's been throwing us off.

[calalily]

girls don't sit........  they    _hover_

WIN! This made me laugh for real. My mom always told me to never sit on public toilets, and thanks to Cala, I now have even more reason not to! Don't make me barf my coffee! Dammit, Cala, and I wanted to plant you in my back yard

Plant your calalily gleet flower.    Anyway, why haven't you all found out about this before?  You can haz sex education too - I made it a point to find out what all sexually transmitted diseases look like and what they do to you.  Lots of interesting stuff - like that some STDs can put a curve or a kink in a man's penis.

[nekochanpurr]

You could always practice your squats on a Japanese toilet. The real secret why they aren't so fat! XD

http://www.gifu-cwc.ac.jp/gakka/kokusai/japanese_culture/pictures/toliet.jpg

[Dr House]

Ahaa Turkish toilets! That's real sports, it's should be an olympic game

[nekochanpurr]

When my sister went to Japan with our school, they went to stay with host families.. Hers was the only one with an old style toilet, lol! The rest all had heated up seats and crap.

[JFederated]

Okay, instead of armrests - bungie cords!  Like in Thunderdome.

[Quinctia]

C'mon guys, your epidermis is your body's greatest protection against germs and that.  Unless you have a habit of rubbing your orifaces on the seat, or you've got open sores on the skin that would touch the seat, nothing's going to hurt you.  Stop being paranoid and STOP PEEING ON THE GODDAMN SEAT, JESUS CHRIST JUST SIT DOWN.

...that started out in Biology teacher mode and ended with rage, I'm sorry.  XD

[missangelica]

Yes, please sit down and if you happen to pee on the seat by accident, wipe it off!  Also, flush.  Kthxbai.

[calalily]

C'mon guys, your epidermis is your body's greatest protection against germs and that.  Unless you have a habit of rubbing your orifaces on the seat, or you've got open sores on the skin that would touch the seat, nothing's going to hurt you.  Stop being paranoid and STOP PEEING ON THE GODDAMN SEAT, JESUS CHRIST JUST SIT DOWN.

...that started out in Biology teacher mode and ended with rage, I'm sorry.  XD

  MOAR RAGE! I always sit down.  But I inspect the toilet seat first for gleet, pee etc. There are no covers in Australia - they probably sell them but I don't know where - you'd have to search far and wide.