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« Reply #540 on: 2008 June 18, 15:04:16 »
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« Reply #541 on: 2008 June 18, 16:59:04 »
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I wanna shove a pistol up my head for that sorry excuse for an ad...no amount of photoshop will save this image's sorry ass.
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« Reply #542 on: 2008 June 18, 17:08:14 »
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Snarky, I love the cover!! (Late to the party, I know. Couldn't get online last night.) I want to print it up and hang it on my wall... but don't want to deal with having to explain the Sim-porn, so I guess I'll just save it to my documents folder where I can enjoy it in private.
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« Reply #543 on: 2008 June 18, 21:56:48 »
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« Reply #544 on: 2008 June 19, 04:38:34 »
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Never sit on the toilet again???

girls don't sit........  they    _hover_
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« Reply #545 on: 2008 June 19, 08:33:38 »
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I'm thinking at some point we'll have to collect the top 3/5/10/whatever top smut items and send them to Mr. Ass.
I'm thinking the painted-on clit will be in the top whatever.
I'm thinking I should stop reading this thread, too.
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« Reply #546 on: 2008 June 19, 10:54:10 »
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That's fantastic, Snarky. I haven't been around lately, so it's a joy to come back to something that awful. Or wonderful. Or awful. Or...

Ha, you know what I mean.
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« Reply #547 on: 2008 June 19, 13:35:21 »
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***gags***
Okay, the topic is about smut...but whoa.....
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« Reply #548 on: 2008 June 19, 13:42:55 »
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I'm thinking at some point we'll have to collect the top 3/5/10/whatever top smut items and send them to Mr. Ass.
I'm thinking the painted-on clit will be in the top whatever.

I'm thinking I should stop reading this thread, too.

I am seriously going to do that as soon as I get home and back to my desktop computer.  It's been on my agenda for awhile, but I'm glad I waited so the latest atrocity could be featured. Angry

OT:  Except I don't know when I'm going to get home.  My husband, son, and I are sitting in a cabin in the far north.  It's rained every day since Saturday.  Temperatures are in the 50's, and this bloody cabin has NO HEAT.  I've been begging to leave since Sunday.  Husband refuses to leave.  If you don't hear from me by the weekend, assume I'm frozen stiff and please send a rescue party.
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« Reply #549 on: 2008 June 19, 13:48:56 »
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WIN! This made me laugh for real. My mom always told me to never sit on public toilets, and thanks to Cala, I now have even more reason not to! Don't make me barf my coffee! Dammit, Cala, and I wanted to plant you in my back yard Cry
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« Reply #550 on: 2008 June 19, 14:58:18 »
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Ok, thanks to this thread, my lovely breakfast of Pop-Tarts is going to be put in a baggie for when I don't feel like hurling. I already hated T$R on general principles, and then because they won't take stuff down, but good GOD, this is almost enough to make me wish they were in the same country as I am  so that I could report their collective ass to any of the organizations I know of that deal with this sort of shit.
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« Reply #551 on: 2008 June 19, 16:36:04 »
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A lot of the time it seems like I end up in the stall with the broken lock, so I end up having to hover while keeping the door shut.

It's a good work-out, I suppose.  Work on your squats.  Tongue
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« Reply #552 on: 2008 June 19, 17:04:49 »
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A lot of the time it seems like I end up in the stall with the broken lock, so I end up having to hover while keeping the door shut.

It's a good work-out, I suppose.  Work on your squats.  Tongue

I do okay with that in really tiny stalls - you know, the ones where the door nearly touched the bowl when you open it, and you have to kind of straddle the toilet to get the door closed again once your inside. In those cases I just lean forward a bit more and hold it closed with my hand. It's when the stalls are faily long that I have problems. I always end up feeling like some circus act (The Incredible Peeing Woman) as I do a kind of lop-sided squat on one leg and try to hold the door closed with my other foot while bracing my elbow on the toilet paper dispenser. Good times! Actually, in those cases I usually give up and cover the seat with about seventeen layers of toilet paper and just hope for the best.
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« Reply #553 on: 2008 June 19, 17:14:45 »
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*sigh* Sometimes I wish we women had the required plumbing to use urinals. *sigh*

Heh, this might be TMI, but what the hell: When we go hiking or camping, my roommate and I carry these...er, devices here: http://www.campmor.com/outdoor/gear/Product___80976 It's basically a penis for women so that you can pee in the wilderness without pulling your pants down and squatting. Almost as good as being as a man. I'm thinking I might start carrying mine around all the time when I might need to use a public toilet... It'd be better than Toilet Stall Yoga. Smiley
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« Reply #554 on: 2008 June 19, 17:34:06 »
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*sigh* Sometimes I wish we women had the required plumbing to use urinals. *sigh*

Heh, this might be TMI, but what the hell: When we go hiking or camping, my roommate and I carry these...er, devices here: http://www.campmor.com/outdoor/gear/Product___80976 It's basically a penis for women so that you can pee in the wilderness without pulling your pants down and squatting. Almost as good as being as a man. I'm thinking I might start carrying mine around all the time when I might need to use a public toilet... It'd be better than Toilet Stall Yoga. Smiley

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