More Smutty Than You: TSR's Hall of Shame

[SoggyFox]

Ry, I would pay to have been there, that sounds so cute, especially on the timing.

[Aralie]

Vexed, I knew that thing outfit looked familiar, I just couldn't figure out where I had seen something similar. The quality of that picture stinks too, so I couldn't really see the flowery things from the maxis nightie. Plus there is so little material there....lol. Yuck!

Haha! That is funny, Ry. My boyfriend's nephew (yes, the streaker child) just started picking up swear words. It's bad, but we can't help but laugh. The other day, his older brother was getting ready for football, and he had all the padding and stuff on. We were joking about how it makes his butt look huge, and someone said, "Man, you have a big ass, Brent!" So the 3 year old says, "Brent has big ass! Brent has big ass!" We about died laughing.

[Beth]

My brothers were really really bad at streaking. And swearing. And making loud noises out of the window at night time, making all the neighbours complain.
It was even worse when Mum and Dad had buggered off out (something which happened most nights) and I was left with them, I got a bang on the door one night, it was next door ranting at me to "tell them little shits to shut the fuck up or i'll shut them the fuck up".
Naturally, I told them to carry on, and be louder :D

[jilly]

[Viking Marta]

Well, this might not be the worst offender, but since it's for teen and I haven't seen it here yet:



It has purple heels too, apparently. What really gets me is how tight that is around the bust and how that skirt manages to be both too high and too low simultaneously.  Maybe I'm a bit of a prude, but ugh.

Also, note the sheer fug.  For example the fake zipper(?) up the front.

You know, Buntah shows up a lot in the ugliest paysite creation thread, but I don't recall seeing this posted anywhere.  It seemed most appropriate here:



The description: "Bright colors on black velvet, with a hot pink bow. Great for a birthday party!" The name of the piece is "Colorful Party Outfit" and yet the kind of party that my mind first associated was not birthday.  I do not blame my mind, I blame that outfit.

[Paden]

The teen looks like she ought to be saying, "Well, hello sailor, new in town? Let me show you a good time!"

The child seems to be thinking, "Mommy, what did I do that was so bad that you'd cut away half of my clothing? It's cold out here!"

[Panthpirate]

That teen outfit is extremelly slutty. Teen cleavage = DO NOT WANT.

[JMZ]

I wonder, if that teen in the hideous multicolour 'clothing' was facing away from us, would we see buttcrack?

If so, that just makes it all the more hideous. 

[Anyerfillag]

TSR, we give you the monies  and you provide us with waaay underage hookers

I only streaked once a a child; I was about a year old and was on holiday with the parents - at that age and when I was young (late 80s) most parents forwent the swimming outfits and lets little ones swim naked in the pool. I decided that whilst my mum was looking for something I threw in the pool, I would waddle off along the edge infront of grannies butt naked And I have pictures to prove it

edited for shite grammar

[Piratey]

You know, Buntah shows up a lot in the ugliest paysite creation thread, but I don't recall seeing this posted anywhere.  It seemed most appropriate here:
*Über ugly fug*

What... in... the... FUCK?! 

Well it is Buntah I suppose.

[ScopataFuori]

The description: "Bright colors on black velvet, with a hot pink bow. Great for a birthday party!" The name of the piece is "Colorful Party Outfit" and yet the kind of party that my mind first associated was not birthday.  I do not blame my mind, I blame that outfit.

The only redeeming "quality" about that black & pink explosion of eyescare, is the merciful omission of cleavage, or boobage of any kind. Just eewww.

Now I don't feel quite so bad about my first attempt at a recolor, done last night. But I don't feel good enough about it, to inflict it on the Teeming Millions, unlike this "professional".

My file, landed in the Recycle Bin, where fludgy first attempts belong. 

[kenmtl]

picture of a rainbow coloured teenaged ball of ho

See there's the paradox. If you put that on a drag queen she'd look like a million dollars. But put it on a real girl she looks like "5 bucks right here right now."

[Paden]

Are you sure about the five bucks?

[ValkyrieProfile]

5 bucks seem about right... if she's the one paying!

[Paden]

Bet she has to pay them in quarters. I assume you've heard of two-bit whores...