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« Reply #705 on: 2008 July 11, 20:21:00 »
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They're hos, they don't have taste... Sorry, was still thinking of the stereo-type ho, not the ones that don't wear shoes cause they're just another thing to take off before they can get paid.
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« Reply #706 on: 2008 July 11, 20:48:17 »
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Prostitutes on COPS usually are in oversized t-shirts and shorts.  Quite a few of them seemed to have misplaced their shoes and stand around bare foot, which befuddles me.

Speaking of which, one time on a family vacation we stopped at a 7-11 to get directions. There was bare-footed hooker getting arrested who was yelling at the cop about how her "John" stole her shoes. I was born and raised in a city where hookers are ridiculously common and this was the funniest/strangest thing I had ever seen.
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« Reply #707 on: 2008 July 11, 22:44:15 »
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Speaking of which, one time on a family vacation we stopped at a 7-11 to get directions. There was bare-footed hooker getting arrested who was yelling at the cop about how her "John" stole her shoes. I was born and raised in a city where hookers are ridiculously common and this was the funniest/strangest thing I had ever seen.

Lol, if you wanna be sexy, the shoes come off LAST!!

I used to live on a street that was notorious for it's hookers, my bf used to get propositioned by them coming home from work!
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« Reply #708 on: 2008 July 11, 23:43:15 »
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When I lived in Phoenix, you could spot a ho by how dirty and icky she looked. Most of them are drug addicts looking to do anything to score more crack.  If you saw a pretty ho, dressed in jeans and a t-shirt, you could be pretty sure she was an undercover cop trying to bust the "John".
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« Reply #709 on: 2008 July 12, 02:28:53 »
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Lol, if you wanna be sexy, the shoes come off LAST!!

Unless you're wearing crocs.  Wink
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« Reply #710 on: 2008 July 12, 04:49:15 »
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Lol, if you wanna be sexy, the shoes come off LAST!!






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« Reply #711 on: 2008 July 12, 06:43:05 »
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Netza, I'm very interested in the ad-on.  Have you had it for awhile?  Does it work well?  (I'm really careful about installing anything).


It's one of the best addons for FF that I have ever used. It's easy to use and have keeped from from entering a few spyware sites. Smiley
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« Reply #712 on: 2008 July 12, 10:34:02 »
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« Reply #713 on: 2008 July 12, 11:26:15 »
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I've never seen a hooker in my life. Thank the heavens for that. I may live on an island of more than several thousand people, but no-one here's a hooker. Cheesy
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« Reply #714 on: 2008 July 12, 11:56:42 »
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I've seen hookers down in the Valley (the somewhat seedy part of town, full of nightclubs and pubs) but thankfully I've never had any form of communiqué with them Tongue
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« Reply #715 on: 2008 July 12, 13:24:00 »
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I lived in New York City awhile ago, and there was a tranny hooker who used to make my life miserable every time I passed by the doorway where he hung out.  He'd spot me and call out, "Girl with the glasses, you are SO UGLY!" or "Those shoes have GOT TO GO" or something like that, and of course in a voice that brought people to a halt. Cheesy
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« Reply #716 on: 2008 July 12, 15:40:40 »
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Wow Tchan, you're an exception. Even directly outside the itsy tiny town i lived for a couple of years there were hookers Grin
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« Reply #717 on: 2008 July 12, 15:53:07 »
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I mean, it's not like they're hard to spot or anything Tongue All hookers wear short little outfits and fishnet stockings*.

* Warning: not to be confused with Alexander Downer.
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« Reply #718 on: 2008 July 12, 16:02:13 »
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I think almost everyone has probably seen a prostitute, whether or not they are aware of it. Jess Maree is right that many of them are easy to spot, especially in certain areas, and I think you're being ironic/sarcastic about them all wearing the same thing, right? If so, then you are very accurate.

It's a misconception that all prostitutes dress like....well, whores, or stumble around in a drug-induced delirium shouting at inanimate objects because they're mad that they didn't get a fiver for a handjob behind a dumpster. These are examples of an extreme, even if many or even most prostitutes end up at this extreme at one point or another. Just as there are murderers and rapists and furries (haha) who look like "normal" people, and normal people who look like they've lost their minds, there are hookers who don't look like hookers. In fact, the successful ones (a term I use rather loosely to describe the ones who don't get beaten up by their pimps, or get seduced by easy access to drugs) rarely do. It is the extreme cases (the homeless, half-crazy drug addicts and the draggy Hollywood madams dressed in furs) that we notice, because they are noticeable, and they aren't everywhere because they are shifted to seedier locales by "respectable" society.

Of course, people who find themselves lifestyle should expect a life of hardship, because they two quite frequently go hand in hand. It's not a glamorous, or even a normal type of life for most people who get involved in it, and it can lead down dangerous paths very quickly and easily...but it doesn't always. Basically what I'm trying to get at is this: sure, most prostitutes might not blend in at a PTA meeting or a post office, but it is incredibly naive to believe that none of them do. Some live in well to do suburbs or even ritzy neighborhoods, and they fit right in; the secret to their success is that they don't seem like the traditional conception of the downtrodden, rapidly deteriorating whore. Ashley Dupre, anyone?

Anyway, that was my random rant for the day.

And nobody get your panties in twist about the furry comment. It was just a joke.  Wink

Edited because my grammar sucks when I haven't been awake for a few hours.
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« Reply #719 on: 2008 July 12, 16:39:23 »
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