Poor Atwat....

[karu]

could it be that Atwa was sent (by?) to destroy tsr from the inside?

[Frank]

*sings about atwat to the tune of La Bamba*

Aaaaa-twat
AAAAAAA-twat, you stinking lil hobag
Can't create for shit
Ah-ah-ah atwat
ah-ah-ah-atwat

C'mon, gang, join in..........*chugs rum hard & keels over*

[sherrie]

Hee hee hee, it's so funny.

One thing, though:

Atwa was already on thin ice, for blabbing secrets to Madisim on the phone, Madisim in turn blabbed and Atwa was hauled over the coals.

Madisim is an American, correct?
Atwa is in Sweden. Do they gossip on the phone regularly? Wow. They must be really close, as calling from one continent to another just to blabber on the phone must be expensive, not to mention all the timezone differences and stuff. I'm not saying it can't be done, I just find this very unlikely. 

Yes, I am a skeptic.

But even if that gossip is BS, it's still pretty damn funny, if you ask me. 

Ahh now thats one thing that I (and I'm sure the other ex friends of atwat here) can verify as true! Atwat always bragged she spent hours on the telephone to David (madisim) they had a very close relationship which started when he mentioned inheriting a huge amount of money. However the relationship cooled when she branded him a liar for saying that the taxman had taken it all, looks like she has started up with the calls again, either the money mysteriously came back again, or she found another use for him. Lol    He does live in the US and she lives in sweden. But its Atwat who makes the long distance calls to him.

[dietofworms]

Whoa, happy day! I think it's a gas that TSR is in the process of destroying itself.  Thomas shows once again his firm managerial control, foresight, wisdom, and expert communication skills.  

[Feverish]

It's April Fools today so everything I see, hear, or read today is false. At least until tomorrow. It sounds interesting though.

[deelink]

I can believe Atwat calling people overseas from TSR. Remember TSR is all she has :/
This is very messy. And it couldn't have happened to a more deserving site!

*chomps on cheerios cuz there is no popcorn*

Ah yeah Aprils Fool. It's over for us here in the East Coast of Aussieland. So I'm going to believe it heheh
*rum*

[Markus]

Maybe there can be a made for TV movie about this. ATWAT: Portrait of A Drama Queen starring Jocelyn Wildenstein.

[Hecubus]

Um...who? IMDb came up blank.

[Markus]

She's this really looney European socialite who's famous for having so much surgery she now looks like a cat, or one of Cardrew's models. When I thought of someone frightening enough to play Atwat, or maybe even one of the Teutonic Twats, she came to mind.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jocelyn_Wildenstein

http://u1.ipernity.com/u/3/43/5E/1007171.6d91109a1.l.jpg

[deelink]

Ah Markus, I don't know what to say. One part of me wants to chide you for being so mean to Jocelyne Wildenstein, the other part just makes me giggle uncontrollably. You are so bad! 

[Hecubus]

Oh, THAT chick...the one who looks like the love child of Leona Helmsley and Joan Rivers.

[neriana]

TSR isn't a website. It's a serialized pulp novel.

So... some prostitute talked to her friend (one of the bouncers?), who betrayed her confidence behind her back, and what she said made all the other important whores angry and they squawked at their pimp to punish the prostitute in some way. But said prostitute has built up influence with the pimp because of her undying ass-kissing and spying for him. So to shut all his bitches up, the pimp tries to work out a compromise which makes no one happy -- though he's still sitting pretty because the bitches are still working to get him money, and frankly the first prostitute wasn't exactly profitable anyway. Of course the snitch gets away without a scratch. And, as always, no matter who gets hurt, the pimp wins.

In the next installment, Atwa will learn to kill with her stiletto pumps.

[falln_angel]

In the next installment, Atwa will learn to kill with her stiletto pumps.

God, now I'll never get the image of Atwa in stilettos out of my head...

[calalily]

So... some prostitute talked to her friend (one of the bouncers?), who betrayed her confidence behind her back, and what she said made all the other important whores angry and they squawked at their pimp to punish the prostitute in some way.

So I am an independent contractor whore?  Or is Skadi my pimp? 

[alia]

I'm not saying it can't be done, I just find this very unlikely. 

Ahh now thats one thing that I (and I'm sure the other ex friends of atwat here) can verify as true!

OMG! 
It's true? So funny!

MOAR gossip from Coconut, plz!!!

Hee, so all the earlier speculation in this thread was very close to the truth, after all. 

Edit: Typo.